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Father O'Flanagan:
I'm Father O'Flanagan, and I am a man of God. Therefore you must trust me when I tell you that we're all likely going to die. [All of the passengers start panicking and start punching each other. A hockey referee is seen trying to separate the attacking members of his hockey team, and other passengers are repeatedly slugging the same people over and over] Father O'Flanagan:
[a montage of newspaper headlines shows up. First is the headline from the Daily Star: "Lunar Shuttle Heads For Disaster." Followed by the headline for The Jerausalem News: "They Shouldn't Have Gone In The First Place," and then lastly, the headline for The International Inquirer: "Man Has Sex Change - Marries Self."] Buffalo Anchorman:
Our Top Story Tonight: Four-Alarm Fire Rages Through Downtown Buffalo. Also in the News: Lunar Shuttle heads for the Sun, and Certain Disaster. Tokyo Anchorman:
Our Top Story Tonight: Four-Alarm Fire Rages Through Downtown Tokyo. Also in the News: American Lunar Mission Locked in Death Struggle. [on the monitor behind him is a clip of Godzilla eating a Lunar Shuttle] Moscow Anchorman:
[with a gun being held to his head]
A four-alarm fire in Downtown Moscow clears way for a glorious new tractor factory, And, on the lighter side of the news, Hundreds of Capitalists are Soon to Perish in Shuttle Disaster. [as we cut to the next clip, the sound of a gunshot is heard] Tad Woman:
[on a talk show]
If this canned beet was run by vegetarian women rather than flesh-eating men, this whole space disaster would never have happened. You know right now, we're working to raise the consciousness of the vegetarian minorities with diet sensitivity training, so that people will be able to deal with the foul
I'm Father O'Flanagan, and I am a man of God. Therefore you must trust me when I tell you that we're all likely going to die. [All of the passengers start panicking and start punching each other. A hockey referee is seen trying to separate the attacking members of his hockey team, and other passengers are repeatedly slugging the same people over and over] Father O'Flanagan:
[a montage of newspaper headlines shows up. First is the headline from the Daily Star: "Lunar Shuttle Heads For Disaster." Followed by the headline for The Jerausalem News: "They Shouldn't Have Gone In The First Place," and then lastly, the headline for The International Inquirer: "Man Has Sex Change - Marries Self."] Buffalo Anchorman:
Our Top Story Tonight: Four-Alarm Fire Rages Through Downtown Buffalo. Also in the News: Lunar Shuttle heads for the Sun, and Certain Disaster. Tokyo Anchorman:
Our Top Story Tonight: Four-Alarm Fire Rages Through Downtown Tokyo. Also in the News: American Lunar Mission Locked in Death Struggle. [on the monitor behind him is a clip of Godzilla eating a Lunar Shuttle] Moscow Anchorman:
[with a gun being held to his head]
A four-alarm fire in Downtown Moscow clears way for a glorious new tractor factory, And, on the lighter side of the news, Hundreds of Capitalists are Soon to Perish in Shuttle Disaster. [as we cut to the next clip, the sound of a gunshot is heard] Tad Woman:
[on a talk show]
If this canned beet was run by vegetarian women rather than flesh-eating men, this whole space disaster would never have happened. You know right now, we're working to raise the consciousness of the vegetarian minorities with diet sensitivity training, so that people will be able to deal with the foul
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Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn
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Do you have any tickets for the lunar shuttle
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There haven't been any available seats for weeks now sir
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What you want I got pairs I got singles
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Check them out y'all 400 lunar shuttle tickets
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Check them out Lunar shuttle Smoking What you want
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What have you got Lunar shuttle tickets 400
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I got smoking non smoking first class coach economy
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by the aisle by the window
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Take it easy my man Lunar shuttle tickets
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Movie Summary
A faulty computer causes a passenger space shuttle to head straight for the Sun. Can Ted Striker save the day and get the shuttle back on track - again?
