It pains me to see you reduced to this, Jasmine. A beautiful desert bloom such as yourself...

[Jafar yanks Jasmine towards him] Jafar: It pains me to see you reduced to this, Jasmine. [takes a bite of the apple she is holding and continues speaking, spitting pulp onto her cheek] Jafar: A beautiful desert bloom such as yourself belongs on the arm of the most powerful man in the world. [conjures a crown for her] Jafar: What do you say, my dear? Why, with you as my queen... Princess Jasmine: [throws a glass of wine in his face] Never! Jafar: AAH! I'll teach you some respect...! [she retreats in fear] Jafar: ... No. Genie, I have decided to make my final wish. I wish for Princess Jasmine to fall *desperately* in love with me. Genie: [as William F. Buckley] Uh, Master, there are a few addenda, uh, some quid pro quos... Jafar: Don't talk back to me, you big blue lout! You will do what I order you to do, slave! [Jasmine sees Aladdin and Abu sneak into the room, motioning for her to be quiet] Princess Jasmine: [seductively] Jafar? [puts on the crown] Princess Jasmine: Hmm, I never realized how incredibly handsome you are. [Genie's jaw drops in shock] Jafar: Hmm, that's better. [rolls Genie's jaw back up like a window blind] Jafar: Now, pussycat... tell me more about myself.

(GROWLING) It pains me to see you reduced to this, Jasmine. A beautiful desert bloom such as yourself should be on the arm of the most powerful man in the world. What do you say, my dear? Why, with you as my queen... - Never. - (ENRAGED GROWL) I'll teach you some respect. (GASPING) No. Genie. I have decided to make my final wish. I wish for Princess Jasmine to fall desperately in love with me. Ah, Master, there are a few addendas, some quid pro quos... Don't talk back to me, you big blue lout. You will do what I order you to do, slave. JASMINE: Jafar. I never realised how incredibly handsome you are. Mmm. That's better. Now, pussycat, tell me more about myself. You're tall, dark, well dressed... AI. AI, little buddy. Shh. Al, I can't help you. I work for Señor Psychopath now. What are you gonna do? Hey, I'm a street rat, remember? I'll improvise. JASMINE: Cute little gaps between your teeth. Go on. And your beard is so twisted.