So, what'll it be, Master? You're gonna grant me any three wishes I want, right? Uh,...
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Genie:
So, what'll it be, Master?
Aladdin:
You're gonna grant me any three wishes I want, right?
Genie:
[as William F. Buckley]
Uh, almost. There are a few, uh, provisos, a, a couple of quid pro quos.
Aladdin:
Like?
Genie:
[normal]
Uh, rule #1: I can't kill anybody.
[cuts his head off]
Genie:
So don't ask.
Genie:
[fixes his head]
Uh, rule #2: I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else.
[turns into a pair of lips and kisses Aladdin]
Genie:
You little punim there.
Genie:
[turns into a cross between slimy Genie and Peter Lorre]
Rule #3: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I don't like doing it!
[he returns to normal]
Genie:
Other than that, you got it.
Transcript
Ah, Master, there are a few
addendas, some quid pro quos...
Don't talk back to me,
you big blue lout.
You will do what I order
you to do, slave.
JASMINE: Jafar.
I never realised how
incredibly handsome you are.
Mmm. That's better.
Now, pussycat,
tell me more about myself.
You're tall, dark,
well dressed...
AI. AI, little buddy.
Shh.
Al, I can't help you.
I work for Señor Psychopath
now. What are you gonna do?
Hey, I'm a street rat,
remember? I'll improvise.
JASMINE: Cute little
gaps between your teeth.
Go on.
And your beard is so twisted.
Clip duration: 65 seconds
Views: 0
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 08 March, 2021
Genres: animation, family, adventure, fantasy, romance
Summary: Princess Jasmine grows tired of being forced to remain in the palace, so she sneaks out into the marketplace, in disguise, where she meets street-urchin Aladdin. The couple falls in love, although Jasmine may only marry a prince. After being thrown in jail, Aladdin becomes embroiled in a plot to find a mysterious lamp, with which the evil Jafar hopes to rule the land.
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00:28 Tell her the truth
00:13 You're a prisoner
00:16 I can't believe it
00:12 That's a good move
00:25 What do you need
00:49 Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel...
00:08 He's got a sword
00:10 You're a lot smaller than my last master
00:11 I don't care what I am
00:09 Haven't seen you in a few millennia
00:08 I can't help you
00:39 No matter what anybody says
00:11 Enough about you
00:32 The palace looks pretty amazing
00:12 Getting into trouble a little early today
00:50 Princess Jasmine
00:18 Prince Ali Ababwa
00:22 I'm telling you
02:42 Ladies and gentlemen
00:49 I don't buy that