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Albert Brooks: Defending My Life

I have terrible cramps,I am bleeding profusely, and I wanna vomit on the table

I have terrible cramps,
I am bleeding profusely, and I wanna vomit on the table

Full Transcript

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I have terrible cramps, I am bleeding profusely,
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and I wanna vomit on the table.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:14
Uploaded
Apr 17, 2025
Genres
documentary, biography
Production
Castle Rock Entertainment,HBO Documentary Films

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Movie Summary

A documentary about the comedian and filmmaker Albert Brooks which includes interviews from Sharon Stone, Larry David, James L. Brooks, Conan O'Brien, Sarah Silverman, and Jonah Hill.
No, I just wanna let them know that this is not the way - Albert Brooks: Defending My Life 00:08
No, I just wanna let them know that this is not the way
This actually, uh, had some reflection of society - Albert Brooks: Defending My Life 00:10
This actually, uh, had some reflection of society
I made an appointment with my gynecologist - Albert Brooks: Defending My Life 00:08
I made an appointment with my gynecologist
And if you want to, you and the crew - Albert Brooks: Defending My Life 00:07
And if you want to, you and the crew
It became, for me, the test movie for-- - Albert Brooks: Defending My Life 00:12
It became, for me, the test movie for--
They're filming my life. Mrs. Yeager, I'm sorry - Albert Brooks: Defending My Life 00:07
They're filming my life. Mrs. Yeager, I'm sorry
There's four of us here, okay? He wants an abortion, all right? - Albert Brooks: Defending My Life 00:06
There's four of us here, okay? He wants an abortion, al...
How about this for parking? You think 500 might do it? - Albert Brooks: Defending My Life 00:05
How about this for parking? You think 500 might do it?
I just wanna film her life. Please, don't make trouble. - Albert Brooks: Defending My Life 00:06
I just wanna film her life. Please, don't make trouble.
Oh, my God. Maxwell Rennert, the baby broker. - Albert Brooks: Defending My Life 00:05
Oh, my God. Maxwell Rennert, the baby broker.
I have found nothing easy to get made. - Albert Brooks: Defending My Life 00:05
I have found nothing easy to get made.
I was dating Linda Ronstadt. - Albert Brooks: Defending My Life 00:09
I was dating Linda Ronstadt.
- Okay. - I sat in a steam room with him, - Albert Brooks: Defending My Life 00:07
- Okay. - I sat in a steam room with him,
And he said to me, - Albert Brooks: Defending My Life 00:05
And he said to me,
You have to take a letter of credit out at a bank - Albert Brooks: Defending My Life 00:10
You have to take a letter of credit out at a bank
The man in Chicago, he keeps calling me and saying, - Albert Brooks: Defending My Life 00:09
The man in Chicago, he keeps calling me and saying,
I don't want a call in the middle of the night - Albert Brooks: Defending My Life 00:05
I don't want a call in the middle of the night
So, I thought maybe I could swear to God - Albert Brooks: Defending My Life 00:05
So, I thought maybe I could swear to God
I, Albert Brooks, swear to God I won't go over budget. - Albert Brooks: Defending My Life 00:05
I, Albert Brooks, swear to God I won't go over budget.
If I do, I will pay every penny out of my own pocket, - Albert Brooks: Defending My Life 00:08
If I do, I will pay every penny out of my own pocket,