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Alex Edelman: Just for Us

He doesn't even knowhe's alive yet." And apparently,never say this to a new mother

He doesn't even know
he's alive yet." And apparently,
never say this to a new mother

Full Transcript

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He doesn't even know he's alive yet."
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And apparently, never say this to a new mother.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:27
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Above Average

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Movie Summary

Standup comic Alex Edelman's Broadway show, featuring his experience attending a meeting of White Nationalists in Queens, New York and other stories, comes to TV.
I said, "He's just like a brisket with eyes right now." - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:05
I said, "He's just like a brisket with eyes right ...
And she said, "He's very intuitive." - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:15
And she said, "He's very intuitive."
And he went, "Whoa! Sorry, David, - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:37
And he went, "Whoa! Sorry, David,
"Second of all, what are you talking about?" - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:17
"Second of all, what are you talking about?"
"You think you get like this - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:10
"You think you get like this
I saw so many child psychiatrists growing up - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:09
I saw so many child psychiatrists growing up
I'm sitting on this brown couch in this doctor's office, - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:08
I'm sitting on this brown couch in this doctor's o...
And I just remember hearing her go, - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:06
And I just remember hearing her go,
And I was like, "Yeah, vaccines don't cause autism." - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:10
And I was like, "Yeah, vaccines don't cause autism...
We're his parents. It's our opinion." - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:17
We're his parents. It's our opinion."
"'Cause there's no basis in science, - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:16
"'Cause there's no basis in science,
You're judging us for our opinion?" - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:12
You're judging us for our opinion?"
It used to be skin color, but someone had a dream." - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:05
It used to be skin color, but someone had a dream."
And he said to me, in Hebrew, - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:08
And he said to me, in Hebrew,
Only God, only Hashem can judge." - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:10
Only God, only Hashem can judge."
No, but that calmed me down immediately, - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:05
No, but that calmed me down immediately,
I know this guy 'cause we went to a yeshiva together, - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:05
I know this guy 'cause we went to a yeshiva together,
And in a yeshiva, you study Torah every morning - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:14
And in a yeshiva, you study Torah every morning
In Hebrew, the word is "kli." It means "vessel." - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:07
In Hebrew, the word is "kli." It means "vesse...
Only Hashem. Only Hashem can judge." - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:11
Only Hashem. Only Hashem can judge."