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If I was very secular
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Alex Edelman: Just for Us

If I was very secular, I'd be a completelydifferent human being

If I was very secular, I'd be a completely
different human being

Full Transcript

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If I was very secular,
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I'd be a completely different human being.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:11
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Above Average

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Movie Summary

Standup comic Alex Edelman's Broadway show, featuring his experience attending a meeting of White Nationalists in Queens, New York and other stories, comes to TV.
Complete-- If I was very secular in a fun, - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:09
Complete-- If I was very secular in a fun,
But because I was raised religious - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:08
But because I was raised religious
- But the first time I was aware... - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:07
- But the first time I was aware...
I'm at a Chuck E. Cheese at a children's birthday party - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:07
I'm at a Chuck E. Cheese at a children's birthday ...
And I reached for a slice of pizza - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:07
And I reached for a slice of pizza
And my grandfather was there, and he saw me reaching, - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:08
And my grandfather was there, and he saw me reaching,
We're Jewish." And I said, "What does that mean?" - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:09
We're Jewish." And I said, "What does that me...
And I said, "Be'emet?" which means, "For real?" - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:10
And I said, "Be'emet?" which means, "For...
And even when things are pretty good, - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:11
And even when things are pretty good,
And he just went... "Sweetie, - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:06
And he just went... "Sweetie,
And it blows my mind when I meet non-Jews, - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:16
And it blows my mind when I meet non-Jews,
- No-- - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:06
- No--
But that is not how it works in Judaism. - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:06
But that is not how it works in Judaism.
Judaism is the Hotel California of religions. - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:06
Judaism is the Hotel California of religions.
It is a mailing list, - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:06
It is a mailing list,
I-- Which is crazy, 'cause to my comedy friends, - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:06
I-- Which is crazy, 'cause to my comedy friends,
My father is this lovely, thoughtful professor - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:09
My father is this lovely, thoughtful professor
Every single day of his life. If something goes well, - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:20
Every single day of his life. If something goes well,
And I am so tough on other Jews. I am relentless with other Jews. - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:07
And I am so tough on other Jews. I am relentless with other ...
So many of my friends are having babies or adopting. - Alex Edelman: Just for Us 00:06
So many of my friends are having babies or adopting.