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Boy can't put one over on you

You can't vote, ALF , you're not a citizen. I'll apply for a green card. That's only if...

ALF • S02E11 • 1986

Willie: You can't vote, ALF , you're not a citizen.
ALF: I'll apply for a green card.
Willie: That's only if you want a job.
ALF: Pass.
[pause]
ALF: I know, I'll marry Lynn. Become a citizen, vote, then drop her of like a hot potato.
Willie: ALF...
ALF: Sure it will be hard on her first. She'll cry, drink a little too much. Join with a bongo player named Waquine.
Willie: ALF.
ALF: You'd like Waquine, he doesn't like beets.
Willie: Neither you or Waquine may marry my daughter and you may not vote.
ALF: Fine. I have not voice in government, Waquine will get deported, and they'll make him eat beets.
Willie: How many cups of coffee have you had?
ALF: Forty. Why?

Full Transcript

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Boy can't put one over on you

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You can't vote ALF You're not a citizen

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I'll apply for a green card

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That's only if you want a job

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Pass

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I know I'll marry Lynn

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Become a citizen vote then drop her like a hot potato

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Sure it'll be hard on her at first

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She'll cry drink a little too much

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take up with a bongo player named Joaquin

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ALF You'll like Joaquin

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He doesn't eat beets

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Neither you nor Joaquin may marry my daughter

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And you may not vote

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Oh great I have no voice in government

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Joaquin will get deported and they'll make him eat beets

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How many cups of coffee did you drink today

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Forty why

Duration

55 seconds

Views

222

Timestamp in Movie

00:00:29

Uploaded

Oct 22, 2023

Season

2

Episode

11

Genres

comedy, family, sci-fi

Production

National Geographic Films

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Movie Summary

A furry alien wiseguy comes to live with the Tanner family after crashing into their garage.