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And I found out
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Ali Wong: Baby Cobra

And I found out that my progesterone levelswere alarmingly low

And I found out that my progesterone levels
were alarmingly low

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And I found out
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that my progesterone levels were alarmingly low.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:43
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ali Wong might be seven-months pregnant, but there’s not a fetus in the world that can stop this acerbic and savage train of comedy from delivering a masterful hour of stand-up.
So, then I had to take these hormone pills that were suppositories, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
So, then I had to take these hormone pills that were supposi...
And then, at my writing job, at Fresh Off The Boat, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:20
And then, at my writing job, at Fresh Off The Boat,
And then, a side effect of the progesterone - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
And then, a side effect of the progesterone
So, then I had to find ways to discretely scratch myself - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:12
So, then I had to find ways to discretely scratch myself
I want to be able to smell my fingers - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
I want to be able to smell my fingers
Housewives, they can just scratch and sniff all day long. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
Housewives, they can just scratch and sniff all day long.
They just vacuum, scratch, sniff. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
They just vacuum, scratch, sniff.
They make a sandwich. "Uh, mmm." - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:19
They make a sandwich. "Uh, mmm."
"smell my fingers?" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:11
"smell my fingers?"
When my husband and I were trying to have a kid, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
When my husband and I were trying to have a kid,
You guys doin' a lot of fuckin'?" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
You guys doin' a lot of fuckin'?"
When in-- When you're in your 30s, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
When in-- When you're in your 30s,
You pee on these ovulation strips that tell you when the eggs are droppin'. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
You pee on these ovulation strips that tell you when the egg...
It was, like, only four days out of the month, and outside of that, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
It was, like, only four days out of the month, and outside o...
I want your sperm to be as pent-up, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
I want your sperm to be as pent-up,
So that, when they come out, it's like, 'Release the Kraken!'" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:13
So that, when they come out, it's like, 'Release t...
Yeah, and most of the time, like, we wouldn't even have sex, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:19
Yeah, and most of the time, like, we wouldn't even have...
When somebody closes their eyes during sex, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:11
When somebody closes their eyes during sex,
When somebody closes their eyes during sex, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:16
When somebody closes their eyes during sex,
Which is fine by me, because then - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:19
Which is fine by me, because then