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Ali Wong: Baby Cobra

And on one of our first dates, he took me to this restauranton the west side of Los...

And on one of our first dates, he took me to this restaurant
on the west side of Los Angeles called Pho Show

Full Transcript

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And on one of our first dates,
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he took me to this restaurant on the west side of Los Angeles
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called Pho Show.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:29
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ali Wong might be seven-months pregnant, but there’s not a fetus in the world that can stop this acerbic and savage train of comedy from delivering a masterful hour of stand-up.
He was like, "It's authentic Vietnamese. I read about it on Yelp!" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:13
He was like, "It's authentic Vietnamese. I read ab...
If it was legit, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
If it was legit,
When I pee, I need to see ten gallons of bleach, an ATM machine - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:10
When I pee, I need to see ten gallons of bleach, an ATM mach...
We need to leave this restaurant deaf and emotionally abused. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
We need to leave this restaurant deaf and emotionally abused...
Him and I are both total, like, private school Asians. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
Him and I are both total, like, private school Asians.
That's right, we pay $800 to shut up for a weekend. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
That's right, we pay $800 to shut up for a weekend.
Uh, we eat gluten-free, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
Uh, we eat gluten-free,
We eat that lesbian bread that's like... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
We eat that lesbian bread that's like...
A thousand percent of your daily fiber... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
A thousand percent of your daily fiber...
When you eat it, you queef a shitty poem about... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
When you eat it, you queef a shitty poem about...
And so, it's funny, right, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
And so, it's funny, right,
But sometimes, all of this hippy-dippy shit we do... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
But sometimes, all of this hippy-dippy shit we do...
Makes me feel like we are white people - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
Makes me feel like we are white people
Like, we have these Chinese scrolls up on the wall... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
Like, we have these Chinese scrolls up on the wall...
We're like, "Oh, that seems to go very well with our Buddha piggy bank - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:10
We're like, "Oh, that seems to go very well with o...
Him and I had been dating for four years - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:14
Him and I had been dating for four years
So, you know, I just had this wacky women's intuition. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
So, you know, I just had this wacky women's intuition.
A woman has to incept the idea into the man's head. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
A woman has to incept the idea into the man's head.
First passively and then if he doesn't get the message, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
First passively and then if he doesn't get the message,
You gotta threaten to leave without ever actually leaving, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:14
You gotta threaten to leave without ever actually leaving,