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Ali Wong: Baby Cobra

Because according to Deepak-Oprah, that's not the way for me to achievemy optimum level of...

Because according to Deepak-Oprah, that's not the way for me to achieve
my optimum level of success."

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Because according to Deepak-Oprah,
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that's not the way for me to achieve my optimum level of success."
Duration
10 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:42
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ali Wong might be seven-months pregnant, but there’s not a fetus in the world that can stop this acerbic and savage train of comedy from delivering a masterful hour of stand-up.
To a man who now has HPV. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
To a man who now has HPV.
That will also last forever. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
That will also last forever.
No, really. I'm the lucky girl, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
No, really. I'm the lucky girl,
You wanna be a grown-ass woman, stop dating skaters. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
You wanna be a grown-ass woman, stop dating skaters.
Stop dating skaters unless you wanna wake up on a mattress in a kitchen. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
Stop dating skaters unless you wanna wake up on a mattress i...
They're sexy on the outside, malt liquor on the inside. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
They're sexy on the outside, malt liquor on the inside.
But my husband, I first met him at this wedding - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:20
But my husband, I first met him at this wedding
And I was like, "Oh, my God, I'm gonna trap his ass." - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
And I was like, "Oh, my God, I'm gonna trap his as...
"Going to trap his ass!" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:14
"Going to trap his ass!"
So I was like, "All right, Ali, you gotta make this dude believe - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
So I was like, "All right, Ali, you gotta make this dud...
I thought they were hipsters, OK? - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
I thought they were hipsters, OK?
That store Urban Outfitters has made things very confusing... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
That store Urban Outfitters has made things very confusing.....
It happened in San Francisco, when I was living there, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:10
It happened in San Francisco, when I was living there,
He was like, "Hey, wassup?" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:11
He was like, "Hey, wassup?"
And then after we were done, he was like, "Hey, can you drop me off?" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:26
And then after we were done, he was like, "Hey, can you...
Which a lot of people are shocked by, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:12
Which a lot of people are shocked by,
You go to any hipster neighborhood in a major city in America - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:10
You go to any hipster neighborhood in a major city in Americ...
It's... too much. I don't know what's wrong with these bitches. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
It's... too much. I don't know what's wrong w...
I get it, you know, because being with a white dude - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
I get it, you know, because being with a white dude
You feel very picturesque when you're with a white dude, you know. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
You feel very picturesque when you're with a white dude...