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Ali Wong: Baby Cobra

Do you rememberwhen you were 18 years old, and your pussy was justsopping wet all the...

Do you remember
when you were 18 years old, and your pussy was just
sopping wet all the time?

Full Transcript

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Do you remember when you were 18 years old,
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and your pussy was just sopping wet all the time?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:33
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ali Wong might be seven-months pregnant, but there’s not a fetus in the world that can stop this acerbic and savage train of comedy from delivering a masterful hour of stand-up.
All the time, you just took it for granted - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:14
All the time, you just took it for granted
"I slime you, I slime you. Ghostbusters!" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
"I slime you, I slime you. Ghostbusters!"
I'm-- I'm 33, and I did have to get - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
I'm-- I'm 33, and I did have to get
Because, when I was in my 20s, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
Because, when I was in my 20s,
So, my uterus probably looked like a smoker's lung. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
So, my uterus probably looked like a smoker's lung.
And I found out - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
And I found out
So, then I had to take these hormone pills that were suppositories, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
So, then I had to take these hormone pills that were supposi...
And then, at my writing job, at Fresh Off The Boat, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:20
And then, at my writing job, at Fresh Off The Boat,
And then, a side effect of the progesterone - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
And then, a side effect of the progesterone
So, then I had to find ways to discretely scratch myself - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:12
So, then I had to find ways to discretely scratch myself
I want to be able to smell my fingers - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
I want to be able to smell my fingers
Housewives, they can just scratch and sniff all day long. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
Housewives, they can just scratch and sniff all day long.
They just vacuum, scratch, sniff. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
They just vacuum, scratch, sniff.
They make a sandwich. "Uh, mmm." - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:19
They make a sandwich. "Uh, mmm."
"smell my fingers?" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:11
"smell my fingers?"
When my husband and I were trying to have a kid, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
When my husband and I were trying to have a kid,
You guys doin' a lot of fuckin'?" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
You guys doin' a lot of fuckin'?"
When in-- When you're in your 30s, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
When in-- When you're in your 30s,
You pee on these ovulation strips that tell you when the eggs are droppin'. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
You pee on these ovulation strips that tell you when the egg...
It was, like, only four days out of the month, and outside of that, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
It was, like, only four days out of the month, and outside o...