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Ali Wong: Baby Cobra

He is so supportive." Guess who else has to goto those doctor appointments

He is so supportive." Guess who else has to go
to those doctor appointments

Full Transcript

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He is so supportive."
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Guess who else has to go to those doctor appointments.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:52
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ali Wong might be seven-months pregnant, but there’s not a fetus in the world that can stop this acerbic and savage train of comedy from delivering a masterful hour of stand-up.
There's nothing for the camera to see if I'm not there. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
There's nothing for the camera to see if I'm not t...
But he's the hero for playing Candy Crush while I get my blood drawn. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
But he's the hero for playing Candy Crush while I get m...
Meanwhile, if I do mushrooms seven months pregnant, I'm a bad mommy. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
Meanwhile, if I do mushrooms seven months pregnant, I'm...
You know, I-- I-- I, like, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
You know, I-- I-- I, like,
But mostly out of survival, because if he leaves me, I'm fucked. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
But mostly out of survival, because if he leaves me, I'...
So, I have to chip away at his self-esteem on a daily basis... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
So, I have to chip away at his self-esteem on a daily basis....
To keep him down so that he doesn't believe - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
To keep him down so that he doesn't believe
I gotta keep him around by keeping him down. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
I gotta keep him around by keeping him down.
People don't tell you about all this shit that goes down with your body - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
People don't tell you about all this shit that goes dow...
I didn't know that they get dark so that the baby can see, like, a bullseye. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
I didn't know that they get dark so that the baby can s...
And then, you know, they get big-- they get big, like fingers. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
And then, you know, they get big-- they get big, like finger...
Like, "You, you. You owe me money, you." - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:11
Like, "You, you. You owe me money, you."
But I'm not gonna be one of those crazy pregnant ladies - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
But I'm not gonna be one of those crazy pregnant ladies
Hopefully, if you see me in a year, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:13
Hopefully, if you see me in a year,
Now that I'm seven and a half months pregnant, my pussy's all wet again. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
Now that I'm seven and a half months pregnant, my pussy...
But it's different. It's not like when I was 18 years old, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
But it's different. It's not like when I was 18 ye...
And I was like, "Why is it different?" And I looked it up, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:12
And I was like, "Why is it different?" And I looke...
When it's straight up soldier glue, when it's Neosporin. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
When it's straight up soldier glue, when it's Neos...
So, you know, I-- I, in-- - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
So, you know, I-- I, in--
And then, I meet this dream guy, who's, like, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
And then, I meet this dream guy, who's, like,