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I did that so that he'd become dependent on me
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Ali Wong: Baby Cobra

I did that so that he'd becomedependent on me

I did that so that he'd become
dependent on me

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I did that so that he'd become dependent on me.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:01
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ali Wong might be seven-months pregnant, but there’s not a fetus in the world that can stop this acerbic and savage train of comedy from delivering a masterful hour of stand-up.
'Cause he graduated from Harvard Business School, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
'Cause he graduated from Harvard Business School,
I do it as an investment in my financial future. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
I do it as an investment in my financial future.
I've been reading that book by Sheryl Sandberg, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:11
I've been reading that book by Sheryl Sandberg,
Talking about how we as women should challenge ourselves - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
Talking about how we as women should challenge ourselves
And her book is called Lean In. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:11
And her book is called Lean In.
I wanna lie down. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
I wanna lie down.
I think feminism is the worst thing that ever happened to women. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
I think feminism is the worst thing that ever happened to wo...
Our job used to be no job. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
Our job used to be no job.
We could have done the smart thing, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:12
We could have done the smart thing,
So, I guess we better just stay at home all day - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:26
So, I guess we better just stay at home all day
They ruined it for us, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
They ruined it for us,
When I hear the phrase, "Double-income household," - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
When I hear the phrase, "Double-income household,"
A lot of women get very upset with me about those comments. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
A lot of women get very upset with me about those comments.
And they're like, "But, Ali, we have so many more options now." - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:11
And they're like, "But, Ali, we have so many more ...
Unscheduled, unsupervised, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
Unscheduled, unsupervised,
Do you know how much shittier food tastes - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
Do you know how much shittier food tastes
A lot of my friends, when we walk around together, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:10
A lot of my friends, when we walk around together,
Look at that housewife, just walking around all day, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:22
Look at that housewife, just walking around all day,
It's a great writing staff and in terms of day jobs, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:12
It's a great writing staff and in terms of day jobs,
Which means I gotta shit in a office every day. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
Which means I gotta shit in a office every day.