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Ali Wong: Baby Cobra

I'm like, "Oh, my God, not again!" I need to hide my faceso that everybody doesn't see...

I'm like, "Oh, my God, not again!" I need to hide my face
so that everybody doesn't see that it's what everybody thought
it was gonna be

Full Transcript

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I'm like, "Oh, my God, not again!"
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I need to hide my face so that everybody doesn't see
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that it's what everybody thought it was gonna be.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:21
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ali Wong might be seven-months pregnant, but there’s not a fetus in the world that can stop this acerbic and savage train of comedy from delivering a masterful hour of stand-up.
There's this huge bear claw scratch on the side - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
There's this huge bear claw scratch on the side
And then, on the hood, there's multiple hand prints - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
And then, on the hood, there's multiple hand prints
I don't know what's wrong with me, but I'm still here, you know? - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
I don't know what's wrong with me, but I'm st...
I need to have children to keep me company when I get older. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
I need to have children to keep me company when I get older.
My mom is 80, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
My mom is 80,
'Cause she knows that she's got a century more to go. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
'Cause she knows that she's got a century more to ...
Life is not Rush Hour, the movie, OK? - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
Life is not Rush Hour, the movie, OK?
I need children to be there for me - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
I need children to be there for me
And when I say be there for me, I mean pay for me - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
And when I say be there for me, I mean pay for me
I'm not trying to be one of those old Chinese ladies - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
I'm not trying to be one of those old Chinese ladies
For them. They do it in their-- their big-ass V. Stiviano visor, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
For them. They do it in their-- their big-ass V. Stiviano vi...
They wear that to protect themselves from their arch-nemesis, the sun. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
They wear that to protect themselves from their arch-nemesis...
Old Asian ladies and the sun are like the Tupac and Biggie of longevity. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
Old Asian ladies and the sun are like the Tupac and Biggie o...
I also decided to have a kid because - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:15
I also decided to have a kid because
And it-- And it scared me. Like, I'm only 33 and... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
And it-- And it scared me. Like, I'm only 33 and...
My pussy is not as wet as it used to be. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
My pussy is not as wet as it used to be.
Do you remember when you were 18 years old, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
Do you remember when you were 18 years old,
All the time, you just took it for granted - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:14
All the time, you just took it for granted
"I slime you, I slime you. Ghostbusters!" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
"I slime you, I slime you. Ghostbusters!"
I'm-- I'm 33, and I did have to get - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
I'm-- I'm 33, and I did have to get