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It's... too much. I don't know what's wrong with these bitches
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Ali Wong: Baby Cobra

It's... too much. I don't knowwhat's wrong with these bitches

It's... too much. I don't know
what's wrong with these bitches

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It's... too much. I don't know what's wrong with these bitches.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:48
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ali Wong might be seven-months pregnant, but there’s not a fetus in the world that can stop this acerbic and savage train of comedy from delivering a masterful hour of stand-up.
I get it, you know, because being with a white dude - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
I get it, you know, because being with a white dude
You feel very picturesque when you're with a white dude, you know. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
You feel very picturesque when you're with a white dude...
And you know, white dudes, they teach you about a lot of cool stuff - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:13
And you know, white dudes, they teach you about a lot of coo...
They introduce you to cool stuff like that - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
They introduce you to cool stuff like that
I mean, nothing makes me feel more powerful - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
I mean, nothing makes me feel more powerful
I just feel like I'm absorbing all of that privilege - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
I just feel like I'm absorbing all of that privilege
You know, just right there, through the money hole and just... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
You know, just right there, through the money hole and just....
I'm, like, "I could just crush your head at any moment, white man! - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
I'm, like, "I could just crush your head at any mo...
I could just kill you right now! Crush those brains! - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
I could just kill you right now! Crush those brains!
But I think that for marriage, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
But I think that for marriage,
The advantage is that you get to go home... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
The advantage is that you get to go home...
My husband, half-Filipino, half-Japanese. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
My husband, half-Filipino, half-Japanese.
I'm half-Chinese and half-Vietnamese. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
I'm half-Chinese and half-Vietnamese.
And we spend 100 percent of our time shitting on Korean people. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
And we spend 100 percent of our time shitting on Korean peop...
It's what love is built on, you know? - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
It's what love is built on, you know?
My last boyfriend was Cuban - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:10
My last boyfriend was Cuban
You guys aren't Mexican?" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
You guys aren't Mexican?"
I don't know why people don't go for them. They're the sexiest. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
I don't know why people don't go for them. They�...
They got no body hair from the neck down. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
They got no body hair from the neck down.
Oh, my God. It's so smooth, just like a slip and slide. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
Oh, my God. It's so smooth, just like a slip and slide.