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Ali Wong: Baby Cobra

It's very rare and unusual to see a female comic perform pregnant, because female comics

It's very rare and unusual to see a female comic perform pregnant, because female comics

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It's very rare and unusual
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to see a female comic perform pregnant,
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because female comics...
Duration
11 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:06
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ali Wong might be seven-months pregnant, but there’s not a fetus in the world that can stop this acerbic and savage train of comedy from delivering a masterful hour of stand-up.
Just try to think of one. I dare you. There's-- None of them. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
Just try to think of one. I dare you. There's-- None of...
Once they do get pregnant, they generally disappear. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
Once they do get pregnant, they generally disappear.
Once they have a baby, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
Once they have a baby,
That baby's a little piece of shit. It's so annoying and boring." - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:18
That baby's a little piece of shit. It's so annoyi...
Meanwhile, the mom is at home, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:13
Meanwhile, the mom is at home,
You know, a lot of my female stand-up comic friends - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:10
You know, a lot of my female stand-up comic friends
And they were like, "Ali, why are you gonna have a kid? - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
And they were like, "Ali, why are you gonna have a kid?
You just gonna become-- You're gonna disappear, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:16
You just gonna become-- You're gonna disappear,
Another thing a lot of my friends said to me - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
Another thing a lot of my friends said to me
Why don't you just travel the world with your husband - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:13
Why don't you just travel the world with your husband
Until my husband dies." - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
Until my husband dies."
Because I'm a Asian woman, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
Because I'm a Asian woman,
I'm guaranteed, like a turtle from the Galapagos, OK? - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
I'm guaranteed, like a turtle from the Galapagos, OK?
We all know the phrase "black don't crack." - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
We all know the phrase "black don't crack."
We don't die. Especially the women, we live forever. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
We don't die. Especially the women, we live forever.
Because we're trying to die. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
Because we're trying to die.
We're like, "Yeah! Let me see how invincible I really am!" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:18
We're like, "Yeah! Let me see how invincible I rea...
Every time I get into a car accident... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
Every time I get into a car accident...
I'm like, "Oh, my God, not again!" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:12
I'm like, "Oh, my God, not again!"
There's this huge bear claw scratch on the side - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
There's this huge bear claw scratch on the side