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Ali Wong: Baby Cobra

It's because we're so in controlall the time, that we just wanna experience some risk and...

It's because we're so in control
all the time, that we just wanna experience some risk and be out of control,
you know?

Full Transcript

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It's because we're so in control all the time,
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that we just wanna experience
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some risk and be out of control, you know?
Duration
10 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:03
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ali Wong might be seven-months pregnant, but there’s not a fetus in the world that can stop this acerbic and savage train of comedy from delivering a masterful hour of stand-up.
Don't kill me! I don't wanna die!" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
Don't kill me! I don't wanna die!"
Just-- Just choke me enough so that I can't talk. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
Just-- Just choke me enough so that I can't talk.
'Cause if I can talk, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
'Cause if I can talk,
I'm the boss all the time, so, in the bedroom, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
I'm the boss all the time, so, in the bedroom,
Because I'm the real boss. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
Because I'm the real boss.
Sheryl Sandberg, that woman who wrote Lean In, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:21
Sheryl Sandberg, that woman who wrote Lean In,
So, now, instead of saying, "You're bossy," - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:16
So, now, instead of saying, "You're bossy,"
I'm just waiting for the right moment - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
I'm just waiting for the right moment
I want my husband to get us to, like, a certain point financially. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
I want my husband to get us to, like, a certain point financ...
I wanna get to the point as a couple - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
I wanna get to the point as a couple
Know what I'm talking about? I'm talking about that Whole Foods mango. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
Know what I'm talking about? I'm talking about tha...
That $10-a-box Whole Foods mango - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
That $10-a-box Whole Foods mango
That's the kind of income bracket I'm striving for. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
That's the kind of income bracket I'm striving for...
That's when you know you've made it, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
That's when you know you've made it,
Rebecca kiwi, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
Rebecca kiwi,
I wanna be able to take a stroll on a sidewalk, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:10
I wanna be able to take a stroll on a sidewalk,
I have some useful advice for all my Asian-American brothers and sisters. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
I have some useful advice for all my Asian-American brothers...
So, I don't know if you guys can tell, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
So, I don't know if you guys can tell,
It's very rare and unusual - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:11
It's very rare and unusual
Just try to think of one. I dare you. There's-- None of them. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
Just try to think of one. I dare you. There's-- None of...