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It's what love is built on, you know?
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Ali Wong: Baby Cobra

It's what love is built on, you know?

It's what love is built on, you know?

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It's what love is built on, you know?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:44
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ali Wong might be seven-months pregnant, but there’s not a fetus in the world that can stop this acerbic and savage train of comedy from delivering a masterful hour of stand-up.
My last boyfriend was Cuban - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:10
My last boyfriend was Cuban
You guys aren't Mexican?" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
You guys aren't Mexican?"
I don't know why people don't go for them. They're the sexiest. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
I don't know why people don't go for them. They�...
They got no body hair from the neck down. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
They got no body hair from the neck down.
Oh, my God. It's so smooth, just like a slip and slide. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
Oh, my God. It's so smooth, just like a slip and slide.
Just black fish, Tilikum, all up in my bed every night, you know? - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
Just black fish, Tilikum, all up in my bed every night, you ...
You mess with a Jewish dude and your body is all fucked up afterwards. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
You mess with a Jewish dude and your body is all fucked up a...
It's all red and inflamed and you're like, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:13
It's all red and inflamed and you're like,
And then Asian men, no body odor. None. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
And then Asian men, no body odor. None.
I think my husband and I have a huge unspoken understanding, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:13
I think my husband and I have a huge unspoken understanding,
So, we're both half-fancy Asian... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
So, we're both half-fancy Asian...
And half-jungle Asian. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
And half-jungle Asian.
They get to do fancy things like host Olympics. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
They get to do fancy things like host Olympics.
But he grew up on the East Coast, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:12
But he grew up on the East Coast,
He grew up like Filipino Carlton, OK? - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
He grew up like Filipino Carlton, OK?
So, he didn't know anything about Vietnamese people - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
So, he didn't know anything about Vietnamese people
And on one of our first dates, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:10
And on one of our first dates,
He was like, "It's authentic Vietnamese. I read about it on Yelp!" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:13
He was like, "It's authentic Vietnamese. I read ab...
If it was legit, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
If it was legit,
When I pee, I need to see ten gallons of bleach, an ATM machine - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:10
When I pee, I need to see ten gallons of bleach, an ATM mach...