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Makes me feel like we are white people
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Ali Wong: Baby Cobra

Makes me feel like we are white people doing an impression of Asian people

makes me feel like we are white people doing an impression of Asian people

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makes me feel like we are white people
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doing an impression of Asian people.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
56
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:33
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ali Wong might be seven-months pregnant, but there’s not a fetus in the world that can stop this acerbic and savage train of comedy from delivering a masterful hour of stand-up.
Like, we have these Chinese scrolls up on the wall... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
Like, we have these Chinese scrolls up on the wall...
We're like, "Oh, that seems to go very well with our Buddha piggy bank - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:10
We're like, "Oh, that seems to go very well with o...
Him and I had been dating for four years - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:14
Him and I had been dating for four years
So, you know, I just had this wacky women's intuition. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
So, you know, I just had this wacky women's intuition.
A woman has to incept the idea into the man's head. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
A woman has to incept the idea into the man's head.
First passively and then if he doesn't get the message, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
First passively and then if he doesn't get the message,
You gotta threaten to leave without ever actually leaving, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:14
You gotta threaten to leave without ever actually leaving,
So, you're like, "I'm just gonna stick with this dude, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:16
So, you're like, "I'm just gonna stick with t...
Fine, will you marry me?" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:16
Fine, will you marry me?"
And look, he got me the exact ring I wanted. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
And look, he got me the exact ring I wanted.
Maybe he saw it on my Pinterest page or something... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
Maybe he saw it on my Pinterest page or something...
That I sent to my best friend, that I told her to send to him every day." - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
That I sent to my best friend, that I told her to send to hi...
Let me tell you something. If a man has a Pinterest page... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
Let me tell you something. If a man has a Pinterest page...
We got engaged on a Saturday. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
We got engaged on a Saturday.
I bought my wedding dress the following Tuesday... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
I bought my wedding dress the following Tuesday...
Because I had tried it on in 2012. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
Because I had tried it on in 2012.
I need to be made into banana bread. That's how rotten I was. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
I need to be made into banana bread. That's how rotten ...
People are always very surprised at how, off-stage, with my husband, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:10
People are always very surprised at how, off-stage, with my ...
You-- Like, you would not recognize my personality at all with him. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
You-- Like, you would not recognize my personality at all wi...
With him, I'm very soft, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
With him, I'm very soft,