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Ali Wong: Baby Cobra

My last boyfriend was Cuban and his family would shiton Mexican people all the time

My last boyfriend was Cuban and his family would shit
on Mexican people all the time

Full Transcript

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My last boyfriend was Cuban
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and his family would shit on Mexican people all the time.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:53
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ali Wong might be seven-months pregnant, but there’s not a fetus in the world that can stop this acerbic and savage train of comedy from delivering a masterful hour of stand-up.
You guys aren't Mexican?" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
You guys aren't Mexican?"
I don't know why people don't go for them. They're the sexiest. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
I don't know why people don't go for them. They�...
They got no body hair from the neck down. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
They got no body hair from the neck down.
Oh, my God. It's so smooth, just like a slip and slide. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
Oh, my God. It's so smooth, just like a slip and slide.
Just black fish, Tilikum, all up in my bed every night, you know? - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
Just black fish, Tilikum, all up in my bed every night, you ...
You mess with a Jewish dude and your body is all fucked up afterwards. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
You mess with a Jewish dude and your body is all fucked up a...
It's all red and inflamed and you're like, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:13
It's all red and inflamed and you're like,
And then Asian men, no body odor. None. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
And then Asian men, no body odor. None.
I think my husband and I have a huge unspoken understanding, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:13
I think my husband and I have a huge unspoken understanding,
So, we're both half-fancy Asian... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
So, we're both half-fancy Asian...
And half-jungle Asian. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
And half-jungle Asian.
They get to do fancy things like host Olympics. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
They get to do fancy things like host Olympics.
But he grew up on the East Coast, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:12
But he grew up on the East Coast,
He grew up like Filipino Carlton, OK? - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
He grew up like Filipino Carlton, OK?
So, he didn't know anything about Vietnamese people - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
So, he didn't know anything about Vietnamese people
And on one of our first dates, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:10
And on one of our first dates,
He was like, "It's authentic Vietnamese. I read about it on Yelp!" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:13
He was like, "It's authentic Vietnamese. I read ab...
If it was legit, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
If it was legit,
When I pee, I need to see ten gallons of bleach, an ATM machine - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:10
When I pee, I need to see ten gallons of bleach, an ATM mach...
We need to leave this restaurant deaf and emotionally abused. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
We need to leave this restaurant deaf and emotionally abused...