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Ali Wong: Baby Cobra

Now, if you haven't done it before, ladies, go home and treat yourself

Now, if you haven't done it before, ladies, go home and treat yourself

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Now, if you haven't done it before,
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ladies, go home and treat yourself.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:37
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ali Wong might be seven-months pregnant, but there’s not a fetus in the world that can stop this acerbic and savage train of comedy from delivering a masterful hour of stand-up.
You only live once. YOLO. Just sneak your-- - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:10
You only live once. YOLO. Just sneak your--
Just give him a little Atari, you know, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
Just give him a little Atari, you know,
I don't! I don't! No!" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
I don't! I don't! No!"
They're scared that if you stick your thumb up there - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:12
They're scared that if you stick your thumb up there
Especially when that fear metamorphosizes into pleasure. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
Especially when that fear metamorphosizes into pleasure.
Oh, my God! And you just see the look in the man's eye - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
Oh, my God! And you just see the look in the man's eye
And it's like you're the first lady to show him - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
And it's like you're the first lady to show him
And then, you as the woman, in his eyes, just become - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
And then, you as the woman, in his eyes, just become
My husband is unfortunately just not as freaky as me. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
My husband is unfortunately just not as freaky as me.
When-- When I've asked him to spank me, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
When-- When I've asked him to spank me,
Are you all right? You know I respect you, right?" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:18
Are you all right? You know I respect you, right?"
Women who are C.E.O.s, they just wanna be roughed around. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
Women who are C.E.O.s, they just wanna be roughed around.
They just want their-- - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
They just want their--
It's because we're so in control all the time, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:10
It's because we're so in control all the time,
Don't kill me! I don't wanna die!" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
Don't kill me! I don't wanna die!"
Just-- Just choke me enough so that I can't talk. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
Just-- Just choke me enough so that I can't talk.
'Cause if I can talk, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
'Cause if I can talk,
I'm the boss all the time, so, in the bedroom, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
I'm the boss all the time, so, in the bedroom,
Because I'm the real boss. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
Because I'm the real boss.
Sheryl Sandberg, that woman who wrote Lean In, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:21
Sheryl Sandberg, that woman who wrote Lean In,