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Ali Wong: Baby Cobra

People praise my husband for coming toall of my doctor's appointments with me

People praise my husband for coming to
all of my doctor's appointments with me

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People praise my husband
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for coming to all of my doctor's appointments with me.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:43
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ali Wong might be seven-months pregnant, but there’s not a fetus in the world that can stop this acerbic and savage train of comedy from delivering a masterful hour of stand-up.
"Oh, my God. I can't believe he comes to all your doctor's appointments. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
"Oh, my God. I can't believe he comes to all your ...
He is so supportive." - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
He is so supportive."
There's nothing for the camera to see if I'm not there. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
There's nothing for the camera to see if I'm not t...
But he's the hero for playing Candy Crush while I get my blood drawn. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
But he's the hero for playing Candy Crush while I get m...
Meanwhile, if I do mushrooms seven months pregnant, I'm a bad mommy. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
Meanwhile, if I do mushrooms seven months pregnant, I'm...
You know, I-- I-- I, like, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
You know, I-- I-- I, like,
But mostly out of survival, because if he leaves me, I'm fucked. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
But mostly out of survival, because if he leaves me, I'...
So, I have to chip away at his self-esteem on a daily basis... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
So, I have to chip away at his self-esteem on a daily basis....
To keep him down so that he doesn't believe - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
To keep him down so that he doesn't believe
I gotta keep him around by keeping him down. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
I gotta keep him around by keeping him down.
People don't tell you about all this shit that goes down with your body - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
People don't tell you about all this shit that goes dow...
I didn't know that they get dark so that the baby can see, like, a bullseye. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
I didn't know that they get dark so that the baby can s...
And then, you know, they get big-- they get big, like fingers. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
And then, you know, they get big-- they get big, like finger...
Like, "You, you. You owe me money, you." - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:11
Like, "You, you. You owe me money, you."
But I'm not gonna be one of those crazy pregnant ladies - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
But I'm not gonna be one of those crazy pregnant ladies
Hopefully, if you see me in a year, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:13
Hopefully, if you see me in a year,
Now that I'm seven and a half months pregnant, my pussy's all wet again. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
Now that I'm seven and a half months pregnant, my pussy...
But it's different. It's not like when I was 18 years old, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
But it's different. It's not like when I was 18 ye...
And I was like, "Why is it different?" And I looked it up, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:12
And I was like, "Why is it different?" And I looke...
When it's straight up soldier glue, when it's Neosporin. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
When it's straight up soldier glue, when it's Neos...