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Ali Wong: Baby Cobra

Please look me in the eye and rememberto come with intention, OK?" And then, I would jump...

Please look me in the eye and remember
to come with intention, OK?" And then, I would jump on him,
and hold onto his neck, and I would just twerk, twerk,
twerk the shit out of him

Full Transcript

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Please look me in the eye and remember to come with intention, OK?"
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And then, I would jump on him, and hold onto his neck,
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and I would just twerk, twerk, twerk the shit out of him...
Duration
13 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:45
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ali Wong might be seven-months pregnant, but there’s not a fetus in the world that can stop this acerbic and savage train of comedy from delivering a masterful hour of stand-up.
And do some of this shit that I learned in Atlanta. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
And do some of this shit that I learned in Atlanta.
And then I would turn upside down immediately afterwards... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
And then I would turn upside down immediately afterwards...
To make sure all of that Harvard nectar would just drain inside of me. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
To make sure all of that Harvard nectar would just drain ins...
That's right. 'Cause I don't wanna work anymore. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
That's right. 'Cause I don't wanna work anymo...
I'm very grateful to be pregnant and to be... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
I'm very grateful to be pregnant and to be...
This far along, to be seven and a half months pregnant, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:14
This far along, to be seven and a half months pregnant,
That's so dark and terrible. I can't believe that." - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:11
That's so dark and terrible. I can't believe that....
It's super common, and I wish more women would talk about it - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
It's super common, and I wish more women would talk abo...
When I told my mom-- She's from a third world country, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:11
When I told my mom-- She's from a third world country,
It's whatevs, OK?" And everything happens for a reason. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
It's whatevs, OK?" And everything happens for a re...
I found out at my six-week sonogram, which is very early. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
I found out at my six-week sonogram, which is very early.
And the doctor says to me, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:32
And the doctor says to me,
I've picked boogers larger than the twins that I lost. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
I've picked boogers larger than the twins that I lost.
And most women won't let their husbands watch - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
And most women won't let their husbands watch
I sat my husband down in front of me - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:13
I sat my husband down in front of me
And I used it as leverage - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:11
And I used it as leverage
For 30 days, I finally had the marriage I always wanted. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
For 30 days, I finally had the marriage I always wanted.
That blows quinoa into your pussy - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
That blows quinoa into your pussy
They tried to freak me out about childbirth by saying, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:19
They tried to freak me out about childbirth by saying,
It makes sense, like, that you-- that that happens because - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:16
It makes sense, like, that you-- that that happens because