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Ali Wong: Baby Cobra

"smell my fingers?" Nature made you urgently curious to protect you, 'cause you gotta...

"smell my fingers?" Nature made you urgently curious to protect you, 'cause you gotta check
that it's all good in the hood

Full Transcript

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"smell my fingers?"
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Nature made you urgently curious
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to protect you, 'cause you gotta check that it's all good in the hood.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:06
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ali Wong might be seven-months pregnant, but there’s not a fetus in the world that can stop this acerbic and savage train of comedy from delivering a masterful hour of stand-up.
When my husband and I were trying to have a kid, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
When my husband and I were trying to have a kid,
You guys doin' a lot of fuckin'?" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
You guys doin' a lot of fuckin'?"
When in-- When you're in your 30s, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
When in-- When you're in your 30s,
You pee on these ovulation strips that tell you when the eggs are droppin'. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
You pee on these ovulation strips that tell you when the egg...
It was, like, only four days out of the month, and outside of that, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
It was, like, only four days out of the month, and outside o...
I want your sperm to be as pent-up, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
I want your sperm to be as pent-up,
So that, when they come out, it's like, 'Release the Kraken!'" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:13
So that, when they come out, it's like, 'Release t...
Yeah, and most of the time, like, we wouldn't even have sex, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:19
Yeah, and most of the time, like, we wouldn't even have...
When somebody closes their eyes during sex, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:11
When somebody closes their eyes during sex,
When somebody closes their eyes during sex, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:16
When somebody closes their eyes during sex,
Which is fine by me, because then - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:19
Which is fine by me, because then
Where they look like they just got bit by a zombie, just... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
Where they look like they just got bit by a zombie, just...
Please look me in the eye and remember to come with intention, OK?" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:13
Please look me in the eye and remember to come with intentio...
And do some of this shit that I learned in Atlanta. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
And do some of this shit that I learned in Atlanta.
And then I would turn upside down immediately afterwards... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
And then I would turn upside down immediately afterwards...
To make sure all of that Harvard nectar would just drain inside of me. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
To make sure all of that Harvard nectar would just drain ins...
That's right. 'Cause I don't wanna work anymore. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
That's right. 'Cause I don't wanna work anymo...
I'm very grateful to be pregnant and to be... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
I'm very grateful to be pregnant and to be...
This far along, to be seven and a half months pregnant, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:14
This far along, to be seven and a half months pregnant,
That's so dark and terrible. I can't believe that." - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:11
That's so dark and terrible. I can't believe that....