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So, we're both half-fancy Asian
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Ali Wong: Baby Cobra

So, we're both half-fancy Asian

So, we're both half-fancy Asian

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So, we're both half-fancy Asian...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
99
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:42
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ali Wong might be seven-months pregnant, but there’s not a fetus in the world that can stop this acerbic and savage train of comedy from delivering a masterful hour of stand-up.
And half-jungle Asian. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
And half-jungle Asian.
They get to do fancy things like host Olympics. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
They get to do fancy things like host Olympics.
But he grew up on the East Coast, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:12
But he grew up on the East Coast,
He grew up like Filipino Carlton, OK? - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
He grew up like Filipino Carlton, OK?
So, he didn't know anything about Vietnamese people - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
So, he didn't know anything about Vietnamese people
And on one of our first dates, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:10
And on one of our first dates,
He was like, "It's authentic Vietnamese. I read about it on Yelp!" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:13
He was like, "It's authentic Vietnamese. I read ab...
If it was legit, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
If it was legit,
When I pee, I need to see ten gallons of bleach, an ATM machine - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:10
When I pee, I need to see ten gallons of bleach, an ATM mach...
We need to leave this restaurant deaf and emotionally abused. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
We need to leave this restaurant deaf and emotionally abused...
Him and I are both total, like, private school Asians. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
Him and I are both total, like, private school Asians.
That's right, we pay $800 to shut up for a weekend. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
That's right, we pay $800 to shut up for a weekend.
Uh, we eat gluten-free, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
Uh, we eat gluten-free,
We eat that lesbian bread that's like... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
We eat that lesbian bread that's like...
A thousand percent of your daily fiber... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
A thousand percent of your daily fiber...
When you eat it, you queef a shitty poem about... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
When you eat it, you queef a shitty poem about...
And so, it's funny, right, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
And so, it's funny, right,
But sometimes, all of this hippy-dippy shit we do... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
But sometimes, all of this hippy-dippy shit we do...
Makes me feel like we are white people - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
Makes me feel like we are white people
Like, we have these Chinese scrolls up on the wall... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
Like, we have these Chinese scrolls up on the wall...