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Ali Wong: Baby Cobra

That blows quinoa into your pussy to Keyser Söze all the pain away

that blows quinoa into your pussy to Keyser Söze all the pain away

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that blows quinoa into your pussy
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to Keyser Söze all the pain away.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:48
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ali Wong might be seven-months pregnant, but there’s not a fetus in the world that can stop this acerbic and savage train of comedy from delivering a masterful hour of stand-up.
They tried to freak me out about childbirth by saying, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:19
They tried to freak me out about childbirth by saying,
It makes sense, like, that you-- that that happens because - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:16
It makes sense, like, that you-- that that happens because
You just shit on the floor in front of the love of your life. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
You just shit on the floor in front of the love of your life...
And just when you think that's enough to make him finally leave you, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
And just when you think that's enough to make him final...
I can already see how a child can really take its toll on a marriage, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:12
I can already see how a child can really take its toll on a ...
So much resentment, especially when he asks me to do shit around the house. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
So much resentment, especially when he asks me to do shit ar...
"Hey, can you wash the dishes?" "No!" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
"Hey, can you wash the dishes?" "No!"
I'm busy makin' a eyeball, OK? - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
I'm busy makin' a eyeball, OK?
Are you makin' a foot? I didn't think so. You change the channel." - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
Are you makin' a foot? I didn't think so. You chan...
I can already see how there's, like, this crazy double standard in our society - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:13
I can already see how there's, like, this crazy double ...
And it also takes so little to be considered a shitty mom. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
And it also takes so little to be considered a shitty mom.
People praise my husband - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
People praise my husband
"Oh, my God. I can't believe he comes to all your doctor's appointments. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
"Oh, my God. I can't believe he comes to all your ...
He is so supportive." - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
He is so supportive."
There's nothing for the camera to see if I'm not there. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
There's nothing for the camera to see if I'm not t...
But he's the hero for playing Candy Crush while I get my blood drawn. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
But he's the hero for playing Candy Crush while I get m...
Meanwhile, if I do mushrooms seven months pregnant, I'm a bad mommy. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
Meanwhile, if I do mushrooms seven months pregnant, I'm...
You know, I-- I-- I, like, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
You know, I-- I-- I, like,
But mostly out of survival, because if he leaves me, I'm fucked. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
But mostly out of survival, because if he leaves me, I'...
So, I have to chip away at his self-esteem on a daily basis... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
So, I have to chip away at his self-esteem on a daily basis....