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Ali Wong: Baby Cobra

That's so dark and terrible.I can't believe that." I'm 33. Girl, when you're 33, you'll...

That's so dark and terrible.
I can't believe that." I'm 33. Girl, when you're 33, you'll know plenty of women
who have had a miscarriage

Full Transcript

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That's so dark and terrible. I can't believe that."
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I'm 33. Girl, when you're 33,
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you'll know plenty of women who have had a miscarriage.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:41
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ali Wong might be seven-months pregnant, but there’s not a fetus in the world that can stop this acerbic and savage train of comedy from delivering a masterful hour of stand-up.
It's super common, and I wish more women would talk about it - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
It's super common, and I wish more women would talk abo...
When I told my mom-- She's from a third world country, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:11
When I told my mom-- She's from a third world country,
It's whatevs, OK?" And everything happens for a reason. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
It's whatevs, OK?" And everything happens for a re...
I found out at my six-week sonogram, which is very early. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
I found out at my six-week sonogram, which is very early.
And the doctor says to me, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:32
And the doctor says to me,
I've picked boogers larger than the twins that I lost. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
I've picked boogers larger than the twins that I lost.
And most women won't let their husbands watch - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
And most women won't let their husbands watch
I sat my husband down in front of me - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:13
I sat my husband down in front of me
And I used it as leverage - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:11
And I used it as leverage
For 30 days, I finally had the marriage I always wanted. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
For 30 days, I finally had the marriage I always wanted.
That blows quinoa into your pussy - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
That blows quinoa into your pussy
They tried to freak me out about childbirth by saying, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:19
They tried to freak me out about childbirth by saying,
It makes sense, like, that you-- that that happens because - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:16
It makes sense, like, that you-- that that happens because
You just shit on the floor in front of the love of your life. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
You just shit on the floor in front of the love of your life...
And just when you think that's enough to make him finally leave you, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
And just when you think that's enough to make him final...
I can already see how a child can really take its toll on a marriage, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:12
I can already see how a child can really take its toll on a ...
So much resentment, especially when he asks me to do shit around the house. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
So much resentment, especially when he asks me to do shit ar...
"Hey, can you wash the dishes?" "No!" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
"Hey, can you wash the dishes?" "No!"
I'm busy makin' a eyeball, OK? - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
I'm busy makin' a eyeball, OK?
Are you makin' a foot? I didn't think so. You change the channel." - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
Are you makin' a foot? I didn't think so. You chan...