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Ali Wong: Baby Cobra

There's this hugebear claw scratch on the side from this aggressive brick wallthat came...

There's this huge
bear claw scratch on the side from this aggressive brick wall
that came out of nowhere

Full Transcript

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There's this huge bear claw scratch on the side
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from this aggressive brick wall that came out of nowhere.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:40
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ali Wong might be seven-months pregnant, but there’s not a fetus in the world that can stop this acerbic and savage train of comedy from delivering a masterful hour of stand-up.
And then, on the hood, there's multiple hand prints - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
And then, on the hood, there's multiple hand prints
I don't know what's wrong with me, but I'm still here, you know? - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
I don't know what's wrong with me, but I'm st...
I need to have children to keep me company when I get older. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
I need to have children to keep me company when I get older.
My mom is 80, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
My mom is 80,
'Cause she knows that she's got a century more to go. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
'Cause she knows that she's got a century more to ...
Life is not Rush Hour, the movie, OK? - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
Life is not Rush Hour, the movie, OK?
I need children to be there for me - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
I need children to be there for me
And when I say be there for me, I mean pay for me - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
And when I say be there for me, I mean pay for me
I'm not trying to be one of those old Chinese ladies - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
I'm not trying to be one of those old Chinese ladies
For them. They do it in their-- their big-ass V. Stiviano visor, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
For them. They do it in their-- their big-ass V. Stiviano vi...
They wear that to protect themselves from their arch-nemesis, the sun. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
They wear that to protect themselves from their arch-nemesis...
Old Asian ladies and the sun are like the Tupac and Biggie of longevity. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
Old Asian ladies and the sun are like the Tupac and Biggie o...
I also decided to have a kid because - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:15
I also decided to have a kid because
And it-- And it scared me. Like, I'm only 33 and... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
And it-- And it scared me. Like, I'm only 33 and...
My pussy is not as wet as it used to be. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
My pussy is not as wet as it used to be.
Do you remember when you were 18 years old, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
Do you remember when you were 18 years old,
All the time, you just took it for granted - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:14
All the time, you just took it for granted
"I slime you, I slime you. Ghostbusters!" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
"I slime you, I slime you. Ghostbusters!"
I'm-- I'm 33, and I did have to get - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
I'm-- I'm 33, and I did have to get
Because, when I was in my 20s, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
Because, when I was in my 20s,