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Ali Wong: Baby Cobra

Um, and he was like, "Hey, I wanna talk to you guys about money

Um, and he was like, "Hey, I wanna talk to you guys about money

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Um, and he was like, "Hey,
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I wanna talk to you guys about money.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:20
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ali Wong might be seven-months pregnant, but there’s not a fetus in the world that can stop this acerbic and savage train of comedy from delivering a masterful hour of stand-up.
You guys need to make a lot more money - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:14
You guys need to make a lot more money
Don't your understand - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
Don't your understand
Why else would I choose to fuck one person - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
Why else would I choose to fuck one person
I chose to marry him on the promise of early retirement, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:14
I chose to marry him on the promise of early retirement,
I don't wanna work anymore - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
I don't wanna work anymore
Since I got married last year, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
Since I got married last year,
Which is to turn into a circle with eyelashes. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
Which is to turn into a circle with eyelashes.
I'm a gross filthy animal. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
I'm a gross filthy animal.
And I think it's because - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
And I think it's because
And what happens when you start watching porn - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
And what happens when you start watching porn
Y-you get sicker, and sicker, and sicker. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
Y-you get sicker, and sicker, and sicker.
The images you crave get sicker, and sicker, and sicker, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:10
The images you crave get sicker, and sicker, and sicker,
I broke up with my last boyfriend - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
I broke up with my last boyfriend
I was like, "Uh, you're a idiot, dude. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
I was like, "Uh, you're a idiot, dude.
Do you realize that if I went on Craigslist... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
Do you realize that if I went on Craigslist...
And posted 'Tiny Asian female seeking anal...' - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:19
And posted 'Tiny Asian female seeking anal...'
I'm scared of-- of the pain." - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
I'm scared of-- of the pain."
Women, they wax their eyebrows, they do all sorts of crazy shit. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
Women, they wax their eyebrows, they do all sorts of crazy s...
What you're really scared of is doo doo on the dick. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
What you're really scared of is doo doo on the dick.
You're scared that he's gonna see that - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
You're scared that he's gonna see that