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Ali Wong: Baby Cobra

Unscheduled, unsupervised, and most importantly, sponsored?

Unscheduled, unsupervised, and most importantly, sponsored?

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Unscheduled, unsupervised,
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and most importantly, sponsored?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:33
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ali Wong might be seven-months pregnant, but there’s not a fetus in the world that can stop this acerbic and savage train of comedy from delivering a masterful hour of stand-up.
Do you know how much shittier food tastes - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
Do you know how much shittier food tastes
A lot of my friends, when we walk around together, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:10
A lot of my friends, when we walk around together,
Look at that housewife, just walking around all day, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:22
Look at that housewife, just walking around all day,
It's a great writing staff and in terms of day jobs, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:12
It's a great writing staff and in terms of day jobs,
Which means I gotta shit in a office every day. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
Which means I gotta shit in a office every day.
Housewives, they don't gotta shit in a office. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
Housewives, they don't gotta shit in a office.
Housewives get to shit in their house. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
Housewives get to shit in their house.
They don't gotta use that horrible toilet paper cover. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
They don't gotta use that horrible toilet paper cover.
Like you're about to eat a sad-ass meal. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
Like you're about to eat a sad-ass meal.
They don't gotta use that one-ply toilet paper, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:10
They don't gotta use that one-ply toilet paper,
They try to ration me with their communist toilet paper - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
They try to ration me with their communist toilet paper
I literally spat on my toilet paper two days ago, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:18
I literally spat on my toilet paper two days ago,
And you can never finish wiping at work - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:12
And you can never finish wiping at work
She's waiting. She's timing me." - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:12
She's waiting. She's timing me."
And then if you dare scratch yourself, your underwear at the end of the day - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
And then if you dare scratch yourself, your underwear at the...
They don't gotta worry about the velocity with which their doo doo comes out. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
They don't gotta worry about the velocity with which th...
They don't gotta try to, you know, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:18
They don't gotta try to, you know,
Housewives are free to just blow ass into the toilet - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:14
Housewives are free to just blow ass into the toilet
They don't gotta take these boring, repressed shits. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
They don't gotta take these boring, repressed shits.
You know, it's-- it's very distracting for me - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
You know, it's-- it's very distracting for me