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Ali Wong: Baby Cobra

We've been together now for five years, and for five years, I've packed his lunchevery...

We've been together now for five years, and for five years, I've packed his lunch
every single day

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We've been together now for five years,
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and for five years, I've packed his lunch every single day.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:47
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ali Wong might be seven-months pregnant, but there’s not a fetus in the world that can stop this acerbic and savage train of comedy from delivering a masterful hour of stand-up.
I did that so that he'd become dependent on me. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
I did that so that he'd become dependent on me.
'Cause he graduated from Harvard Business School, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
'Cause he graduated from Harvard Business School,
I do it as an investment in my financial future. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
I do it as an investment in my financial future.
I've been reading that book by Sheryl Sandberg, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:11
I've been reading that book by Sheryl Sandberg,
Talking about how we as women should challenge ourselves - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
Talking about how we as women should challenge ourselves
And her book is called Lean In. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:11
And her book is called Lean In.
I wanna lie down. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
I wanna lie down.
I think feminism is the worst thing that ever happened to women. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
I think feminism is the worst thing that ever happened to wo...
Our job used to be no job. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
Our job used to be no job.
We could have done the smart thing, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:12
We could have done the smart thing,
So, I guess we better just stay at home all day - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:26
So, I guess we better just stay at home all day
They ruined it for us, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
They ruined it for us,
When I hear the phrase, "Double-income household," - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
When I hear the phrase, "Double-income household,"
A lot of women get very upset with me about those comments. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
A lot of women get very upset with me about those comments.
And they're like, "But, Ali, we have so many more options now." - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:11
And they're like, "But, Ali, we have so many more ...
Unscheduled, unsupervised, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
Unscheduled, unsupervised,
Do you know how much shittier food tastes - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
Do you know how much shittier food tastes
A lot of my friends, when we walk around together, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:10
A lot of my friends, when we walk around together,
Look at that housewife, just walking around all day, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:22
Look at that housewife, just walking around all day,
It's a great writing staff and in terms of day jobs, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:12
It's a great writing staff and in terms of day jobs,