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When in-- When you're in your 30s
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Ali Wong: Baby Cobra

When in-- When you're in your 30s, and you've been trying to get pregnantfor a while, it...

When in-- When you're in your 30s, and you've been trying to get pregnant
for a while, it gets very clinical

Full Transcript

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When in-- When you're in your 30s,
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and you've been trying to get pregnant for a while, it gets very clinical.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:39
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ali Wong might be seven-months pregnant, but there’s not a fetus in the world that can stop this acerbic and savage train of comedy from delivering a masterful hour of stand-up.
You pee on these ovulation strips that tell you when the eggs are droppin'. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
You pee on these ovulation strips that tell you when the egg...
It was, like, only four days out of the month, and outside of that, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
It was, like, only four days out of the month, and outside o...
I want your sperm to be as pent-up, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
I want your sperm to be as pent-up,
So that, when they come out, it's like, 'Release the Kraken!'" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:13
So that, when they come out, it's like, 'Release t...
Yeah, and most of the time, like, we wouldn't even have sex, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:19
Yeah, and most of the time, like, we wouldn't even have...
When somebody closes their eyes during sex, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:11
When somebody closes their eyes during sex,
When somebody closes their eyes during sex, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:16
When somebody closes their eyes during sex,
Which is fine by me, because then - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:19
Which is fine by me, because then
Where they look like they just got bit by a zombie, just... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
Where they look like they just got bit by a zombie, just...
Please look me in the eye and remember to come with intention, OK?" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:13
Please look me in the eye and remember to come with intentio...
And do some of this shit that I learned in Atlanta. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
And do some of this shit that I learned in Atlanta.
And then I would turn upside down immediately afterwards... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
And then I would turn upside down immediately afterwards...
To make sure all of that Harvard nectar would just drain inside of me. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
To make sure all of that Harvard nectar would just drain ins...
That's right. 'Cause I don't wanna work anymore. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
That's right. 'Cause I don't wanna work anymo...
I'm very grateful to be pregnant and to be... - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
I'm very grateful to be pregnant and to be...
This far along, to be seven and a half months pregnant, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:14
This far along, to be seven and a half months pregnant,
That's so dark and terrible. I can't believe that." - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:11
That's so dark and terrible. I can't believe that....
It's super common, and I wish more women would talk about it - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
It's super common, and I wish more women would talk abo...
When I told my mom-- She's from a third world country, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:11
When I told my mom-- She's from a third world country,
It's whatevs, OK?" And everything happens for a reason. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
It's whatevs, OK?" And everything happens for a re...