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Ali Wong: Baby Cobra

You're scared that he's gonna see that and that's gonna be all of your shame, your inner...

You're scared that he's gonna see that and that's gonna be all of your shame, your inner evil,
all your secrets and lies

Full Transcript

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You're scared that he's gonna see that
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and that's gonna be all of your shame,
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your inner evil, all your secrets and lies.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:05
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
New Wave Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Ali Wong might be seven-months pregnant, but there’s not a fetus in the world that can stop this acerbic and savage train of comedy from delivering a masterful hour of stand-up.
But don't worry, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:22
But don't worry,
If you put it in different holes, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
If you put it in different holes,
I was very sexually active in my 20s, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
I was very sexually active in my 20s,
So, when I finally did anal, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
So, when I finally did anal,
I was, like, "Oh, my God! It's like I'm going back in time!" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
I was, like, "Oh, my God! It's like I'm going...
A big fantasy of mine before I got married - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:11
A big fantasy of mine before I got married
Now, if you haven't done it before, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
Now, if you haven't done it before,
You only live once. YOLO. Just sneak your-- - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:10
You only live once. YOLO. Just sneak your--
Just give him a little Atari, you know, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
Just give him a little Atari, you know,
I don't! I don't! No!" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:09
I don't! I don't! No!"
They're scared that if you stick your thumb up there - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:12
They're scared that if you stick your thumb up there
Especially when that fear metamorphosizes into pleasure. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
Especially when that fear metamorphosizes into pleasure.
Oh, my God! And you just see the look in the man's eye - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
Oh, my God! And you just see the look in the man's eye
And it's like you're the first lady to show him - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:07
And it's like you're the first lady to show him
And then, you as the woman, in his eyes, just become - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
And then, you as the woman, in his eyes, just become
My husband is unfortunately just not as freaky as me. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
My husband is unfortunately just not as freaky as me.
When-- When I've asked him to spank me, - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:06
When-- When I've asked him to spank me,
Are you all right? You know I respect you, right?" - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:18
Are you all right? You know I respect you, right?"
Women who are C.E.O.s, they just wanna be roughed around. - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:05
Women who are C.E.O.s, they just wanna be roughed around.
They just want their-- - Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 00:08
They just want their--