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Ali Wong: Single Lady

Divorced comedian Ali Wong explores the challenges of single life and finding new love in her raunchy stand-up special Single Lady.

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Ali Wong

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documentary, comedy

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Irwin Entertainment

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♪ Mission one, I'ma put this on ♪ - Ali Wong: Single Lady

♪ Mission one, I'ma put this on ♪

It's been a very interesting
past two years. - Ali Wong: Single Lady

It's been a very interesting past two years.

I got divorced in 2022. - Ali Wong: Single Lady

I got divorced in 2022.

And I didn't expect the news of my divorce - Ali Wong: Single Lady

And I didn't expect the news of my divorce

But I didn't realize
that all of these media outlets - Ali Wong: Single Lady

But I didn't realize that all of these media outlets

And I've never been pursued this much
in my life. - Ali Wong: Single Lady

And I've never been pursued this much in my life.

It's very, very exciting
and quite shocking, - Ali Wong: Single Lady

It's very, very exciting and quite shocking,

In the '90s, in high school, - Ali Wong: Single Lady

In the '90s, in high school,

But things have changed, - Ali Wong: Single Lady

But things have changed,

A divorced mom is very special
because she doesn't want commitment. - Ali Wong: Single Lady

A divorced mom is very special because she doesn't want...

A divorced mom - Ali Wong: Single Lady

I don't care
how many brain cells you have. - Ali Wong: Single Lady

I don't care how many brain cells you have.

I don't care if you pronounce
hors d'oeuvres "whores devours." - Ali Wong: Single Lady

I don't care if you pronounce hors d'oeuvres "...

No me importa. - Ali Wong: Single Lady

I need you to have a huge boner
that's gonna poke my brain. - Ali Wong: Single Lady

I need you to have a huge boner that's gonna poke my br...

I need you to smash
my frontal cortex over and over - Ali Wong: Single Lady

I need you to smash my frontal cortex over and over

I'm not trying to trap a man anymore. - Ali Wong: Single Lady

I'm not trying to trap a man anymore.

I'm trying to drink cranberry juice
on the regular, okay? - Ali Wong: Single Lady

I'm trying to drink cranberry juice on the regular, oka...

When I introduce myself to new men,
I'm trying to say hello like this, - Ali Wong: Single Lady

When I introduce myself to new men, I'm trying to say h...

Uh, I really went on a tear
when I first got divorced. - Ali Wong: Single Lady

Uh, I really went on a tear when I first got divorced.

I'd been married for ten years, - Ali Wong: Single Lady

I'd been married for ten years,

And my standards were strategically low. - Ali Wong: Single Lady

And my standards were strategically low.

Like the less hair on the head,
the more hair on the body, the better. - Ali Wong: Single Lady

Like the less hair on the head, the more hair on the body, t...

I was hunting for a dude that was shaped
like a straight-up squash. - Ali Wong: Single Lady

I was hunting for a dude that was shaped like a straight-up ...

'Cause you know what kind of energy
that dude's bringing to the bedroom? - Ali Wong: Single Lady

'Cause you know what kind of energy that dude's br...

He will eat your pussy long, long time. - Ali Wong: Single Lady

He will eat your pussy long, long time.

And you will be free of that guilt, - Ali Wong: Single Lady

And you will be free of that guilt,

Instead, you're like, - Ali Wong: Single Lady

Instead, you're like,

I do have some standards
when it comes to getting dicked down, - Ali Wong: Single Lady

I do have some standards when it comes to getting dicked dow...

Yeah, come on, man.
You gotta pay for the first date. - Ali Wong: Single Lady

Yeah, come on, man. You gotta pay for the first date.

I know that sounds crazy, - Ali Wong: Single Lady

I know that sounds crazy,

Don't let this Midsummer outfit
fool you now, okay? - Ali Wong: Single Lady

Don't let this Midsummer outfit fool you now, okay?

But you still gotta pay
for the first date, - Ali Wong: Single Lady

But you still gotta pay for the first date,

The money will come back to you, okay? - Ali Wong: Single Lady

The money will come back to you, okay?

If you have faith in your product, - Ali Wong: Single Lady

If you have faith in your product,

The cost of those tapas
and that cacio e pepe - Ali Wong: Single Lady

The cost of those tapas and that cacio e pepe

I'll get you stainless steel appliances, - Ali Wong: Single Lady

I'll get you stainless steel appliances,

A TOTO toilet
is this magical Japanese toilet. - Ali Wong: Single Lady

A TOTO toilet is this magical Japanese toilet.

The seat is always warm, - Ali Wong: Single Lady

The seat is always warm,

You know how expensive that is
to get Hello Kitty and Godzilla - Ali Wong: Single Lady

You know how expensive that is to get Hello Kitty and Godzil...

But I can make
the impossible possible, you know? - Ali Wong: Single Lady

But I can make the impossible possible, you know?

Listen, if I get you
that two-bedroom condo in Reseda, - Ali Wong: Single Lady

Listen, if I get you that two-bedroom condo in Reseda,

You better be there, - Ali Wong: Single Lady

You better be there,

Why don't we just add ugly
and anger management issues - Ali Wong: Single Lady

Why don't we just add ugly and anger management issues

And I better not catch you
subletting that second bedroom. - Ali Wong: Single Lady

And I better not catch you subletting that second bedroom.

In 2022, I joined a dating app.
I really did. - Ali Wong: Single Lady

In 2022, I joined a dating app. I really did.

And I paid $250 up front
for the entire year. - Ali Wong: Single Lady

And I paid $250 up front for the entire year.

Because then you save $5 a month. - Ali Wong: Single Lady

Because then you save $5 a month.

I might be rich, but I'm still Chinese. - Ali Wong: Single Lady

I might be rich, but I'm still Chinese.

I still suffer from scarcity mindset. - Ali Wong: Single Lady

I still suffer from scarcity mindset.

I am still so devastatingly cheap. - Ali Wong: Single Lady

I am still so devastatingly cheap.

Like, I will drink soy milk
long past its expiration date, - Ali Wong: Single Lady

Like, I will drink soy milk long past its expiration date,

I maintain a friendship
with a woman that I hate - Ali Wong: Single Lady

I maintain a friendship with a woman that I hate

The day after I joined that app,
I get a phone call from this dude - Ali Wong: Single Lady

The day after I joined that app, I get a phone call from thi...

And he got my number
from a mutual friend, a mutual colleague, - Ali Wong: Single Lady

And he got my number from a mutual friend, a mutual colleagu...

I'm excited." - Ali Wong: Single Lady

I want you to be my girlfriend." - Ali Wong: Single Lady

I want you to be my girlfriend."

I gotta get my money's worth." - Ali Wong: Single Lady

I gotta get my money's worth."

I arrive in London
and discovered that this man - Ali Wong: Single Lady

I arrive in London and discovered that this man

And then I get to Amsterdam, - Ali Wong: Single Lady

And then I get to Amsterdam,

And then in my final destination,
Copenhagen, - Ali Wong: Single Lady

And then in my final destination, Copenhagen,

I told all my girlfriends,
and they were like, - Ali Wong: Single Lady

I told all my girlfriends, and they were like,

"Hey, are you okay, Ali?
Do you feel safe?" - Ali Wong: Single Lady

"Hey, are you okay, Ali? Do you feel safe?"

It is true that boys,
they never liked me growing up. - Ali Wong: Single Lady

It is true that boys, they never liked me growing up.

And now I'm 42, I'm a mother, - Ali Wong: Single Lady

And now I'm 42, I'm a mother,

And I think that what happened was that... - Ali Wong: Single Lady

And I think that what happened was that...

Men, you know,
when you're in your twenties, - Ali Wong: Single Lady

Men, you know, when you're in your twenties,

At that age, you don't care about
the content of a woman's character. - Ali Wong: Single Lady

At that age, you don't care about the content of a woma...

Uh... You know, the ultimate status symbol
when you're young - Ali Wong: Single Lady

Uh... You know, the ultimate status symbol when you're ...

And then when men become 40, you're like,
"I don't wanna date a ten anymore." - Ali Wong: Single Lady

And then when men become 40, you're like, "I don&#...

...that earns at least,
like, $15,000 a year, - Ali Wong: Single Lady

...that earns at least, like, $15,000 a year,

It's not necessarily a good look
to date a ten anymore. - Ali Wong: Single Lady

It's not necessarily a good look to date a ten anymore.

Nowadays, when we're 40, - Ali Wong: Single Lady

Nowadays, when we're 40,

While, you're here outsourcing
for intellectual stimulation and giggles, - Ali Wong: Single Lady

While, you're here outsourcing for intellectual stimula...

You have ruined dinner for us,
and now we've all lost respect for you - Ali Wong: Single Lady

You have ruined dinner for us, and now we've all lost r...

The worst part about being
a female stand-up comedian - Ali Wong: Single Lady

The worst part about being a female stand-up comedian

So many wasted hours of my life - Ali Wong: Single Lady

So many wasted hours of my life

These Instahoes who prey on my friend
because he's so ugly. - Ali Wong: Single Lady

These Instahoes who prey on my friend because he's so u...

He's been ugly his whole life, - Ali Wong: Single Lady

He's been ugly his whole life,

They know that the day is coming - Ali Wong: Single Lady

They know that the day is coming

So to look out for their future, - Ali Wong: Single Lady

So to look out for their future,

And because I'm a kind six,
I listen to them. I listen to them! - Ali Wong: Single Lady

And because I'm a kind six, I listen to them. I listen ...

And because I'm a decent actress,
they think I'm actually listening, - Ali Wong: Single Lady

And because I'm a decent actress, they think I'm a...

I have to say, it's very nice
to feel so loved and adored - Ali Wong: Single Lady

I have to say, it's very nice to feel so loved and ador...

And I've received all sorts of nice gifts
from suitors in the past two years. - Ali Wong: Single Lady

And I've received all sorts of nice gifts from suitors ...

I've received flowers, bags, jewelry. - Ali Wong: Single Lady

I've received flowers, bags, jewelry.

My girlfriends were like, "Oh, my God." - Ali Wong: Single Lady

My girlfriends were like, "Oh, my God."

I don't see how refusing 24-karat gold
is the more empowering option. - Ali Wong: Single Lady

I don't see how refusing 24-karat gold is the more empo...

It's not like when these dudes
give you a necklace, - Ali Wong: Single Lady

It's not like when these dudes give you a necklace,

But either way, keep the necklace. - Ali Wong: Single Lady

But either way, keep the necklace.

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Divorced comedian Ali Wong explores the challenges of single life and finding new love in her raunchy stand-up special Single Lady.

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Director: Ali Wong

Writer: Ali Wong

Production: Irwin Entertainment

Genre: documentary, comedy

Year: 2024

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.3

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 08 Oct 2024

Awards: N/A

Homepage: https://www.netflix.com/title/81140682