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Ali Wong: Single Lady

And he's like, "Ali, can you pleasejust order me a pork bun?" So I get him a pork bun, and...

And he's like, "Ali, can you please
just order me a pork bun?" So I get him a pork bun, and he ate it with the paper still on

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And he's like, "Ali, can you please just order me a pork bun?"
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So I get him a pork bun,
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and he ate it
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with the paper still on.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:21
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Divorced comedian Ali Wong explores the challenges of single life and finding new love in her raunchy stand-up special Single Lady.
I think for the longest time I was so focused on getting dicked down - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:25
I think for the longest time I was so focused on getting dic...
Like, if you wanna be my boyfriend, too, just to start, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
Like, if you wanna be my boyfriend, too, just to start,
Yeah. You gotta be a divorced dad - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
Yeah. You gotta be a divorced dad
I want a man whose inner spirit has already been crushed by his ex-wife, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:19
I want a man whose inner spirit has already been crushed by ...
One woman's trash is another woman's trained trash. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
One woman's trash is another woman's trained trash...
I don't want a man that's broke, but I do want a man that's broken, okay? - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
I don't want a man that's broke, but I do want a m...
Yeah, I wanna see some dings on that CARFAX report. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
Yeah, I wanna see some dings on that CARFAX report.
I wanna see that in 2020, there was a head-on collision - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:11
I wanna see that in 2020, there was a head-on collision
I don't want one of these dudes that's 40 years old, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
I don't want one of these dudes that's 40 years ol...
Those men age, but they don't grow up. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
Those men age, but they don't grow up.
Right? They get very easily overwhelmed. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
Right? They get very easily overwhelmed.
I want a man that doesn't take an entire day - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
I want a man that doesn't take an entire day
I want a man who knows how to buy other fruit besides bananas. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
I want a man who knows how to buy other fruit besides banana...
And look, if you wanna be my boyfriend, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
And look, if you wanna be my boyfriend,
I accept occasional erectile dysfunction, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
I accept occasional erectile dysfunction,
You gotta eat out my ass right away. Right away. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
You gotta eat out my ass right away. Right away.
Nothing will make me forget and forgive faster - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:11
Nothing will make me forget and forgive faster
What I definitely don't want instead of the pivot - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:13
What I definitely don't want instead of the pivot
"Oh, I've had a very stressful day." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:13
"Oh, I've had a very stressful day."
If you wanna be my boyfriend, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
If you wanna be my boyfriend,