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And if my heart is like Swiss cheese
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Ali Wong: Single Lady

And if my heart is like Swiss cheese, where there's different holesof varying diameters...

And if my heart is like Swiss cheese, where there's different holes
of varying diameters that require bespoke dicks to fill them

Full Transcript

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And if my heart is like Swiss cheese,
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where there's different holes of varying diameters
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that require bespoke dicks to fill them.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:18
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Divorced comedian Ali Wong explores the challenges of single life and finding new love in her raunchy stand-up special Single Lady.
I fell in love very hard with this Japanese-American dude - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
I fell in love very hard with this Japanese-American dude
I was like, "Oh, my God." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
I was like, "Oh, my God."
They were like, "Oh, my God, Ali, that dude is the shit." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
They were like, "Oh, my God, Ali, that dude is the shit...
He was a divorced dad, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
He was a divorced dad,
And we were getting ready to go on this big trip to Asia together, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:11
And we were getting ready to go on this big trip to Asia tog...
I still don't know why he did it, and I was devastated. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
I still don't know why he did it, and I was devastated.
And I tried to hide how bummed out I was from my kids, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:24
And I tried to hide how bummed out I was from my kids,
Stand-up is the one thing - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
Stand-up is the one thing
And I gotta tell you that even though that dude really broke my heart, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:12
And I gotta tell you that even though that dude really broke...
Because, you know, that drummer dude, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
Because, you know, that drummer dude,
But at least I was single and free - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
But at least I was single and free
Yeah. And that freedom, it feels so good. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
Yeah. And that freedom, it feels so good.
And I know that it can be really intimidating - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:20
And I know that it can be really intimidating
And I'm here to tell you that as long as you're a kind six, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
And I'm here to tell you that as long as you're a ...
Real men know that real sexiness is on the inside. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
Real men know that real sexiness is on the inside.
And I know, also, that, you know, divorce gets a really bad reputation - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:15
And I know, also, that, you know, divorce gets a really bad ...
I'm best friends with my ex-husband, and then if you... - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
I'm best friends with my ex-husband, and then if you...
And if you can take away anything from what you've heard tonight, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
And if you can take away anything from what you've hear...
Like, I never thought I would have this much fun, this kind of fun, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
Like, I never thought I would have this much fun, this kind ...
I swear to God, divorce is so fun... - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
I swear to God, divorce is so fun...