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And my standards were strategically low
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Ali Wong: Single Lady

And my standards were strategically low

And my standards were strategically low

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And my standards were strategically low.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:05
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Divorced comedian Ali Wong explores the challenges of single life and finding new love in her raunchy stand-up special Single Lady.
Like the less hair on the head, the more hair on the body, the better. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
Like the less hair on the head, the more hair on the body, t...
I was hunting for a dude that was shaped like a straight-up squash. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
I was hunting for a dude that was shaped like a straight-up ...
'Cause you know what kind of energy that dude's bringing to the bedroom? - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
'Cause you know what kind of energy that dude's br...
He will eat your pussy long, long time. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
He will eat your pussy long, long time.
And you will be free of that guilt, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
And you will be free of that guilt,
Instead, you're like, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
Instead, you're like,
I do have some standards when it comes to getting dicked down, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
I do have some standards when it comes to getting dicked dow...
Yeah, come on, man. You gotta pay for the first date. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
Yeah, come on, man. You gotta pay for the first date.
I know that sounds crazy, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
I know that sounds crazy,
Don't let this Midsummer outfit fool you now, okay? - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
Don't let this Midsummer outfit fool you now, okay?
But you still gotta pay for the first date, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:11
But you still gotta pay for the first date,
The money will come back to you, okay? - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
The money will come back to you, okay?
If you have faith in your product, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
If you have faith in your product,
The cost of those tapas and that cacio e pepe - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:15
The cost of those tapas and that cacio e pepe
I'll get you stainless steel appliances, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
I'll get you stainless steel appliances,
A TOTO toilet is this magical Japanese toilet. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
A TOTO toilet is this magical Japanese toilet.
The seat is always warm, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
The seat is always warm,
You know how expensive that is to get Hello Kitty and Godzilla - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
You know how expensive that is to get Hello Kitty and Godzil...
But I can make the impossible possible, you know? - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
But I can make the impossible possible, you know?
Listen, if I get you that two-bedroom condo in Reseda, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:18
Listen, if I get you that two-bedroom condo in Reseda,