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But you still gotta pay for the first date
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Ali Wong: Single Lady

But you still gotta payfor the first date, because you gotta show methat you understand...

But you still gotta pay
for the first date, because you gotta show me
that you understand basic investment strategy

Full Transcript

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But you still gotta pay for the first date,
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because you gotta show me that you understand
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basic investment strategy.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
185
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:32
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Divorced comedian Ali Wong explores the challenges of single life and finding new love in her raunchy stand-up special Single Lady.
The money will come back to you, okay? - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
The money will come back to you, okay?
If you have faith in your product, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
If you have faith in your product,
The cost of those tapas and that cacio e pepe - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:15
The cost of those tapas and that cacio e pepe
I'll get you stainless steel appliances, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
I'll get you stainless steel appliances,
A TOTO toilet is this magical Japanese toilet. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
A TOTO toilet is this magical Japanese toilet.
The seat is always warm, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
The seat is always warm,
You know how expensive that is to get Hello Kitty and Godzilla - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
You know how expensive that is to get Hello Kitty and Godzil...
But I can make the impossible possible, you know? - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
But I can make the impossible possible, you know?
Listen, if I get you that two-bedroom condo in Reseda, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:18
Listen, if I get you that two-bedroom condo in Reseda,
You better be there, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
You better be there,
Why don't we just add ugly and anger management issues - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
Why don't we just add ugly and anger management issues
And I better not catch you subletting that second bedroom. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
And I better not catch you subletting that second bedroom.
In 2022, I joined a dating app. I really did. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
In 2022, I joined a dating app. I really did.
And I paid $250 up front for the entire year. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
And I paid $250 up front for the entire year.
Because then you save $5 a month. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
Because then you save $5 a month.
I might be rich, but I'm still Chinese. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
I might be rich, but I'm still Chinese.
I still suffer from scarcity mindset. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
I still suffer from scarcity mindset.
I am still so devastatingly cheap. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
I am still so devastatingly cheap.
Like, I will drink soy milk long past its expiration date, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
Like, I will drink soy milk long past its expiration date,
I maintain a friendship with a woman that I hate - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
I maintain a friendship with a woman that I hate