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Ali Wong: Single Lady

But these white dudes from the Midwest, they get diarrhea

But these white dudes from the Midwest, they get diarrhea

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But these white dudes from the Midwest,
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they get diarrhea...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:58
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Divorced comedian Ali Wong explores the challenges of single life and finding new love in her raunchy stand-up special Single Lady.
...every time they eat a dish that's not a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
...every time they eat a dish that's not a peanut butte...
I'm like, "Oh, my God, Blake, you have diarrhea again?" - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:19
I'm like, "Oh, my God, Blake, you have diarrhea ag...
Then these white dudes from the Midwest, they're always yucking my yum, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
Then these white dudes from the Midwest, they're always...
I'm like, "No, Blake. The food you eat is gross and crazy." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:16
I'm like, "No, Blake. The food you eat is gross an...
...was the most lactose-tolerant human being I'd ever met in my life. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
...was the most lactose-tolerant human being I'd ever m...
He was like a cat, a mouse, and a toddler wrapped up in one. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
He was like a cat, a mouse, and a toddler wrapped up in one.
Oh, my God, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
Oh, my God,
I eat the cartilage, the marrow, the gristle... - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
I eat the cartilage, the marrow, the gristle...
Uh, Blake took one bite of his drumstick - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:12
Uh, Blake took one bite of his drumstick
I was like, "Oh, what's for dessert?" - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
I was like, "Oh, what's for dessert?"
And then one afternoon, I take him to the San Gabriel Valley, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:11
And then one afternoon, I take him to the San Gabriel Valley...
And I take him to this fantastic, very authentic Chinese restaurant, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
And I take him to this fantastic, very authentic Chinese res...
And Hai was trying to be friendly and make small talk with Blake, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:30
And Hai was trying to be friendly and make small talk with B...
He was like, "I don't understand. Where's the tea supposed to go?" - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
He was like, "I don't understand. Where's the...
And Blake was like, "But that's too small for tea." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:24
And Blake was like, "But that's too small for tea....
And he's like, "Ali, can you please just order me a pork bun?" - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:14
And he's like, "Ali, can you please just order me ...
I think for the longest time I was so focused on getting dicked down - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:25
I think for the longest time I was so focused on getting dic...
Like, if you wanna be my boyfriend, too, just to start, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
Like, if you wanna be my boyfriend, too, just to start,
Yeah. You gotta be a divorced dad - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
Yeah. You gotta be a divorced dad
I want a man whose inner spirit has already been crushed by his ex-wife, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:19
I want a man whose inner spirit has already been crushed by ...