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Ali Wong: Single Lady

But things have changed, and now there's all these men after my divorced-mom energy

But things have changed, and now there's all these men after my divorced-mom energy

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But things have changed,
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and now there's all these men after
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my divorced-mom energy.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:59
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Divorced comedian Ali Wong explores the challenges of single life and finding new love in her raunchy stand-up special Single Lady.
A divorced mom is very special because she doesn't want commitment. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
A divorced mom is very special because she doesn't want...
A divorced mom - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
A divorced mom
I don't care how many brain cells you have. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
I don't care how many brain cells you have.
I don't care if you pronounce hors d'oeuvres "whores devours." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
I don't care if you pronounce hors d'oeuvres "...
No me importa. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
No me importa.
I need you to have a huge boner that's gonna poke my brain. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
I need you to have a huge boner that's gonna poke my br...
I need you to smash my frontal cortex over and over - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:12
I need you to smash my frontal cortex over and over
I'm not trying to trap a man anymore. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
I'm not trying to trap a man anymore.
I'm trying to drink cranberry juice on the regular, okay? - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
I'm trying to drink cranberry juice on the regular, oka...
When I introduce myself to new men, I'm trying to say hello like this, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:17
When I introduce myself to new men, I'm trying to say h...
Uh, I really went on a tear when I first got divorced. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
Uh, I really went on a tear when I first got divorced.
I'd been married for ten years, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
I'd been married for ten years,
And my standards were strategically low. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
And my standards were strategically low.
Like the less hair on the head, the more hair on the body, the better. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
Like the less hair on the head, the more hair on the body, t...
I was hunting for a dude that was shaped like a straight-up squash. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
I was hunting for a dude that was shaped like a straight-up ...
'Cause you know what kind of energy that dude's bringing to the bedroom? - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
'Cause you know what kind of energy that dude's br...
He will eat your pussy long, long time. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
He will eat your pussy long, long time.
And you will be free of that guilt, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
And you will be free of that guilt,
Instead, you're like, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
Instead, you're like,
I do have some standards when it comes to getting dicked down, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
I do have some standards when it comes to getting dicked dow...