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'Cause I'm telling you, after you get divorced
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Ali Wong: Single Lady

'Cause I'm telling you,after you get divorced, three weeks is perfect

'Cause I'm telling you,
after you get divorced, three weeks is perfect

Full Transcript

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'Cause I'm telling you, after you get divorced,
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three weeks is perfect.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
57
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:03
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Divorced comedian Ali Wong explores the challenges of single life and finding new love in her raunchy stand-up special Single Lady.
After that, I don't like it when shit gets too real, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
After that, I don't like it when shit gets too real,
I really feel like I can be myself around you." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:40
I really feel like I can be myself around you."
You tend to get very flattered, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:14
You tend to get very flattered,
"Hey! Snap out of it, man! Snap out of it! Come on!" - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:15
"Hey! Snap out of it, man! Snap out of it! Come on!&quo...
But if you're a kind six like me, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
But if you're a kind six like me,
In exchange, they want you to be their mommy-therapist. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
In exchange, they want you to be their mommy-therapist.
They call me up, and they're like, "Ali, I am having the worst fucking day." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:29
They call me up, and they're like, "Ali, I am havi...
Oh, my God, they're so cute. They're six and eight years old now. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
Oh, my God, they're so cute. They're six and eight...
They were in that striped dress and in that leopard dress, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
They were in that striped dress and in that leopard dress,
We watch RuPaul's Drag Race together every Saturday morning. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
We watch RuPaul's Drag Race together every Saturday mor...
And then, they got these real cute Asian Amélie haircuts - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
And then, they got these real cute Asian Amélie haircuts
I trim their hair every single day. I do. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
I trim their hair every single day. I do.
I really do believe that, for a woman, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
I really do believe that, for a woman,
I'm so sorry if you bought your wife tickets tonight - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
I'm so sorry if you bought your wife tickets tonight
Forty is a great time to get divorced. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
Forty is a great time to get divorced.
I could go as low as 25, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
I could go as low as 25,
Can you digest red meat - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
Can you digest red meat
Well, if the answer is yes to all of the above, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
Well, if the answer is yes to all of the above,
So I matched with this one 55-year-old on the app. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
So I matched with this one 55-year-old on the app.
He had salt-and-pepper hair, it was a lot of gray and white hair, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
He had salt-and-pepper hair, it was a lot of gray and white ...