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Ali Wong: Single Lady

"Eat my pussy." "Compliment my looks." "Wish me a happy birthday." It's like

"Eat my pussy." "Compliment my looks." "Wish me a happy birthday." It's like

Full Transcript

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"Eat my pussy."
00:00:03.127 --> 00:00:05.129
"Compliment my looks."
00:00:05.212 --> 00:00:07.214
"Wish me a happy birthday."
00:00:07.298 --> 00:00:09.926
It's like...
Duration
11 seconds
Views
93
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:51
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Divorced comedian Ali Wong explores the challenges of single life and finding new love in her raunchy stand-up special Single Lady.
I came up with that joke - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
I came up with that joke
As soon as he was like, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:12
As soon as he was like,
And then I started marching around - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
And then I started marching around
I was like, "Fee-fi-fo-fum." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
I was like, "Fee-fi-fo-fum."
My God, and I was laughing so hard at how hilarious I was being. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
My God, and I was laughing so hard at how hilarious I was be...
And I was so excited that I had just come up with this joke - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:12
And I was so excited that I had just come up with this joke
And I was so busy having fun with myself, I wasn't paying any attention to him. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
And I was so busy having fun with myself, I wasn't payi...
And then I finally looked up, and he was like, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:50
And then I finally looked up, and he was like,
And then he says to me, "All right, you know what, Ali?" - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:21
And then he says to me, "All right, you know what, Ali?...
"Either way, we're not gonna be together." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
"Either way, we're not gonna be together."
And then I said to him, "I don't actually mean that, okay?" - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:20
And then I said to him, "I don't actually mean tha...
"So, I'm not looking for someone to build a life with, okay?" - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:23
"So, I'm not looking for someone to build a life w...
"But thank you so much again for the necklace." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:12
"But thank you so much again for the necklace."
I'm going to cherish it for the rest of my life - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
I'm going to cherish it for the rest of my life
'Cause I'm telling you, after you get divorced, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
'Cause I'm telling you, after you get divorced,
After that, I don't like it when shit gets too real, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
After that, I don't like it when shit gets too real,
I really feel like I can be myself around you." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:40
I really feel like I can be myself around you."
You tend to get very flattered, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:14
You tend to get very flattered,
"Hey! Snap out of it, man! Snap out of it! Come on!" - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:15
"Hey! Snap out of it, man! Snap out of it! Come on!&quo...
But if you're a kind six like me, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
But if you're a kind six like me,