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Ali Wong: Single Lady

"Either way, we're not gonna be together." "So same same, but different."

"Either way, we're not gonna be together." "So same same, but different."

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"Either way, we're not gonna be together."
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"So same same, but different."
Duration
6 seconds
Views
55
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:48
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Divorced comedian Ali Wong explores the challenges of single life and finding new love in her raunchy stand-up special Single Lady.
And then I said to him, "I don't actually mean that, okay?" - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:20
And then I said to him, "I don't actually mean tha...
"So, I'm not looking for someone to build a life with, okay?" - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:23
"So, I'm not looking for someone to build a life w...
"But thank you so much again for the necklace." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:12
"But thank you so much again for the necklace."
I'm going to cherish it for the rest of my life - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
I'm going to cherish it for the rest of my life
'Cause I'm telling you, after you get divorced, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
'Cause I'm telling you, after you get divorced,
After that, I don't like it when shit gets too real, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
After that, I don't like it when shit gets too real,
I really feel like I can be myself around you." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:40
I really feel like I can be myself around you."
You tend to get very flattered, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:14
You tend to get very flattered,
"Hey! Snap out of it, man! Snap out of it! Come on!" - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:15
"Hey! Snap out of it, man! Snap out of it! Come on!&quo...
But if you're a kind six like me, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
But if you're a kind six like me,
In exchange, they want you to be their mommy-therapist. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
In exchange, they want you to be their mommy-therapist.
They call me up, and they're like, "Ali, I am having the worst fucking day." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:29
They call me up, and they're like, "Ali, I am havi...
Oh, my God, they're so cute. They're six and eight years old now. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
Oh, my God, they're so cute. They're six and eight...
They were in that striped dress and in that leopard dress, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
They were in that striped dress and in that leopard dress,
We watch RuPaul's Drag Race together every Saturday morning. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
We watch RuPaul's Drag Race together every Saturday mor...
And then, they got these real cute Asian Amélie haircuts - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
And then, they got these real cute Asian Amélie haircuts
I trim their hair every single day. I do. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
I trim their hair every single day. I do.
I really do believe that, for a woman, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
I really do believe that, for a woman,
I'm so sorry if you bought your wife tickets tonight - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
I'm so sorry if you bought your wife tickets tonight
Forty is a great time to get divorced. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
Forty is a great time to get divorced.