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Ali Wong: Single Lady

He was like, "I don't understand.Where's the tea supposed to go?" And then Hai pushed the...

He was like, "I don't understand.
Where's the tea supposed to go?" And then Hai pushed the teacups forward

Full Transcript

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He was like, "I don't understand. Where's the tea supposed to go?"
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And then Hai pushed the teacups forward.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:52
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Divorced comedian Ali Wong explores the challenges of single life and finding new love in her raunchy stand-up special Single Lady.
And Blake was like, "But that's too small for tea." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:24
And Blake was like, "But that's too small for tea....
And he's like, "Ali, can you please just order me a pork bun?" - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:14
And he's like, "Ali, can you please just order me ...
I think for the longest time I was so focused on getting dicked down - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:25
I think for the longest time I was so focused on getting dic...
Like, if you wanna be my boyfriend, too, just to start, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
Like, if you wanna be my boyfriend, too, just to start,
Yeah. You gotta be a divorced dad - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
Yeah. You gotta be a divorced dad
I want a man whose inner spirit has already been crushed by his ex-wife, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:19
I want a man whose inner spirit has already been crushed by ...
One woman's trash is another woman's trained trash. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
One woman's trash is another woman's trained trash...
I don't want a man that's broke, but I do want a man that's broken, okay? - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
I don't want a man that's broke, but I do want a m...
Yeah, I wanna see some dings on that CARFAX report. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
Yeah, I wanna see some dings on that CARFAX report.
I wanna see that in 2020, there was a head-on collision - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:11
I wanna see that in 2020, there was a head-on collision
I don't want one of these dudes that's 40 years old, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
I don't want one of these dudes that's 40 years ol...
Those men age, but they don't grow up. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
Those men age, but they don't grow up.
Right? They get very easily overwhelmed. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
Right? They get very easily overwhelmed.
I want a man that doesn't take an entire day - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
I want a man that doesn't take an entire day
I want a man who knows how to buy other fruit besides bananas. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
I want a man who knows how to buy other fruit besides banana...
And look, if you wanna be my boyfriend, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
And look, if you wanna be my boyfriend,
I accept occasional erectile dysfunction, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
I accept occasional erectile dysfunction,
You gotta eat out my ass right away. Right away. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
You gotta eat out my ass right away. Right away.
Nothing will make me forget and forgive faster - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:11
Nothing will make me forget and forgive faster
What I definitely don't want instead of the pivot - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:13
What I definitely don't want instead of the pivot