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Ali Wong: Single Lady

He's been ugly his whole life, and no woman who looks like thathas ever looked at him

He's been ugly his whole life, and no woman who looks like that
has ever looked at him

Full Transcript

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He's been ugly his whole life,
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and no woman who looks like that has ever looked at him.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:52
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Divorced comedian Ali Wong explores the challenges of single life and finding new love in her raunchy stand-up special Single Lady.
They know that the day is coming - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
They know that the day is coming
So to look out for their future, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:16
So to look out for their future,
And because I'm a kind six, I listen to them. I listen to them! - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
And because I'm a kind six, I listen to them. I listen ...
And because I'm a decent actress, they think I'm actually listening, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:15
And because I'm a decent actress, they think I'm a...
I have to say, it's very nice to feel so loved and adored - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:11
I have to say, it's very nice to feel so loved and ador...
And I've received all sorts of nice gifts from suitors in the past two years. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
And I've received all sorts of nice gifts from suitors ...
I've received flowers, bags, jewelry. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
I've received flowers, bags, jewelry.
My girlfriends were like, "Oh, my God." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:25
My girlfriends were like, "Oh, my God."
I don't see how refusing 24-karat gold is the more empowering option. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
I don't see how refusing 24-karat gold is the more empo...
It's not like when these dudes give you a necklace, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:25
It's not like when these dudes give you a necklace,
But either way, keep the necklace. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
But either way, keep the necklace.
I became so addicted to courtship, that I developed this problem - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
I became so addicted to courtship, that I developed this pro...
After three weeks, that's when they start to relax. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
After three weeks, that's when they start to relax.
That's when they stop initiating going down on you. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
That's when they stop initiating going down on you.
What I say is, "Hey." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:26
What I say is, "Hey."
And the last dude I split with was this big, fancy movie director, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
And the last dude I split with was this big, fancy movie dir...
He was like, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
He was like,
"That feels false, Ali." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:26
"That feels false, Ali."
...why didn't you just communicate that to me?" - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:16
...why didn't you just communicate that to me?"
Communicate? That's married-people shit, okay? - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
Communicate? That's married-people shit, okay?