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Ali Wong: Single Lady

I accept occasional erectile dysfunction, just as long as you know how to pivot

I accept occasional erectile dysfunction, just as long as you know how to pivot

Full Transcript

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I accept occasional erectile dysfunction,
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just as long as you know how to pivot.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:17
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Divorced comedian Ali Wong explores the challenges of single life and finding new love in her raunchy stand-up special Single Lady.
You gotta eat out my ass right away. Right away. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
You gotta eat out my ass right away. Right away.
Nothing will make me forget and forgive faster - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:11
Nothing will make me forget and forgive faster
What I definitely don't want instead of the pivot - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:13
What I definitely don't want instead of the pivot
"Oh, I've had a very stressful day." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:13
"Oh, I've had a very stressful day."
If you wanna be my boyfriend, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
If you wanna be my boyfriend,
Yeah. A lot of men out there aren't nasty. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
Yeah. A lot of men out there aren't nasty.
A lot of men refuse to kiss - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
A lot of men refuse to kiss
I just sucked your dick. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
I just sucked your dick.
My knees have those puffy red circles on them. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
My knees have those puffy red circles on them.
My topknot has migrated to the side of my head. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
My topknot has migrated to the side of my head.
"Thank you. Thank you so much." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
"Thank you. Thank you so much."
...for sucking my dick." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
...for sucking my dick."
That's like being like, "Ugh! Who farted?" - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:12
That's like being like, "Ugh! Who farted?"
"You know what? Your jizz isn't even in my mouth anymore, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
"You know what? Your jizz isn't even in my mouth a...
I should clarify, there are no globs of jizz in my mouth anymore. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
I should clarify, there are no globs of jizz in my mouth any...
There is a film, a coating, a whisper, if you will, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
There is a film, a coating, a whisper, if you will,
The Cheetos are in your tummy, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:12
The Cheetos are in your tummy,
Look, I'm not saying you have to give me head - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
Look, I'm not saying you have to give me head
You do not have to give me head day one of my period. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
You do not have to give me head day one of my period.
But when we have landed at day four... - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
But when we have landed at day four...