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Ali Wong: Single Lady

I know that sounds crazy, because I'm a millionaire

I know that sounds crazy, because I'm a millionaire

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I know that sounds crazy,
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because I'm a millionaire.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:11
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Divorced comedian Ali Wong explores the challenges of single life and finding new love in her raunchy stand-up special Single Lady.
Don't let this Midsummer outfit fool you now, okay? - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
Don't let this Midsummer outfit fool you now, okay?
But you still gotta pay for the first date, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:11
But you still gotta pay for the first date,
The money will come back to you, okay? - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
The money will come back to you, okay?
If you have faith in your product, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
If you have faith in your product,
The cost of those tapas and that cacio e pepe - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:15
The cost of those tapas and that cacio e pepe
I'll get you stainless steel appliances, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
I'll get you stainless steel appliances,
A TOTO toilet is this magical Japanese toilet. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
A TOTO toilet is this magical Japanese toilet.
The seat is always warm, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:10
The seat is always warm,
You know how expensive that is to get Hello Kitty and Godzilla - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
You know how expensive that is to get Hello Kitty and Godzil...
But I can make the impossible possible, you know? - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
But I can make the impossible possible, you know?
Listen, if I get you that two-bedroom condo in Reseda, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:18
Listen, if I get you that two-bedroom condo in Reseda,
You better be there, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
You better be there,
Why don't we just add ugly and anger management issues - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
Why don't we just add ugly and anger management issues
And I better not catch you subletting that second bedroom. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
And I better not catch you subletting that second bedroom.
In 2022, I joined a dating app. I really did. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
In 2022, I joined a dating app. I really did.
And I paid $250 up front for the entire year. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
And I paid $250 up front for the entire year.
Because then you save $5 a month. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
Because then you save $5 a month.
I might be rich, but I'm still Chinese. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
I might be rich, but I'm still Chinese.
I still suffer from scarcity mindset. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
I still suffer from scarcity mindset.
I am still so devastatingly cheap. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
I am still so devastatingly cheap.