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Ali Wong: Single Lady

I was like, "Oh, my God,we've been here for three hours." "Are you okay?" "Was that,...

I was like, "Oh, my God,
we've been here for three hours." "Are you okay?" "Was that, like,
total utter torture for you?" He was like, "No." "All this art? Fire!" "Fire, bro. That dude Monet? Fire."

Full Transcript

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I was like, "Oh, my God, we've been here for three hours."
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"Are you okay?"
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"Was that, like, total utter torture for you?"
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He was like, "No."
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"All this art? Fire!"
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"Fire, bro. That dude Monet? Fire."
Duration
18 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:25
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Divorced comedian Ali Wong explores the challenges of single life and finding new love in her raunchy stand-up special Single Lady.
I was like, "Did you just say... 'Monet'?" - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
I was like, "Did you just say... 'Monet'?&quo...
Traditionally, I have exclusively dated Asian-American men. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
Traditionally, I have exclusively dated Asian-American men.
Like when I watched Squid Game, I was like, "Oh, my God." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:19
Like when I watched Squid Game, I was like, "Oh, my God...
I like Prince Zuko, I like Uncle Iroh, I like Appa. I like all of them. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
I like Prince Zuko, I like Uncle Iroh, I like Appa. I like a...
So, you know, historically, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:13
So, you know, historically,
Yes. And for the first time in my life, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
Yes. And for the first time in my life,
...but it's like the cloud at the end of the rainbow. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
...but it's like the cloud at the end of the rainbow.
And I do believe that the precipitation from clouds - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
And I do believe that the precipitation from clouds
You know what? I'm not a climatologist. You get it, okay? - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
You know what? I'm not a climatologist. You get it, oka...
In the past two years, I've fucked a lot of dudes named Blake. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
In the past two years, I've fucked a lot of dudes named...
And for whatever reason, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
And for whatever reason,
And while all of them have been oh so very kind, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:18
And while all of them have been oh so very kind,
I eat pigs' feet, I eat durian, I eat snails, I eat everything. Yeah. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
I eat pigs' feet, I eat durian, I eat snails, I eat eve...
But these white dudes from the Midwest, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
But these white dudes from the Midwest,
...every time they eat a dish that's not a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
...every time they eat a dish that's not a peanut butte...
I'm like, "Oh, my God, Blake, you have diarrhea again?" - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:19
I'm like, "Oh, my God, Blake, you have diarrhea ag...
Then these white dudes from the Midwest, they're always yucking my yum, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
Then these white dudes from the Midwest, they're always...
I'm like, "No, Blake. The food you eat is gross and crazy." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:16
I'm like, "No, Blake. The food you eat is gross an...
...was the most lactose-tolerant human being I'd ever met in my life. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
...was the most lactose-tolerant human being I'd ever m...
He was like a cat, a mouse, and a toddler wrapped up in one. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
He was like a cat, a mouse, and a toddler wrapped up in one.