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Ali Wong: Single Lady

I was like, "Oh, what's for dessert?" "Dollar bills on fire?"

I was like, "Oh, what's for dessert?" "Dollar bills on fire?"

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I was like, "Oh, what's for dessert?"
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"Dollar bills on fire?"
Duration
6 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:47
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Divorced comedian Ali Wong explores the challenges of single life and finding new love in her raunchy stand-up special Single Lady.
And then one afternoon, I take him to the San Gabriel Valley, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:11
And then one afternoon, I take him to the San Gabriel Valley...
And I take him to this fantastic, very authentic Chinese restaurant, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
And I take him to this fantastic, very authentic Chinese res...
And Hai was trying to be friendly and make small talk with Blake, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:30
And Hai was trying to be friendly and make small talk with B...
He was like, "I don't understand. Where's the tea supposed to go?" - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
He was like, "I don't understand. Where's the...
And Blake was like, "But that's too small for tea." - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:24
And Blake was like, "But that's too small for tea....
And he's like, "Ali, can you please just order me a pork bun?" - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:14
And he's like, "Ali, can you please just order me ...
I think for the longest time I was so focused on getting dicked down - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:25
I think for the longest time I was so focused on getting dic...
Like, if you wanna be my boyfriend, too, just to start, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
Like, if you wanna be my boyfriend, too, just to start,
Yeah. You gotta be a divorced dad - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
Yeah. You gotta be a divorced dad
I want a man whose inner spirit has already been crushed by his ex-wife, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:19
I want a man whose inner spirit has already been crushed by ...
One woman's trash is another woman's trained trash. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
One woman's trash is another woman's trained trash...
I don't want a man that's broke, but I do want a man that's broken, okay? - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
I don't want a man that's broke, but I do want a m...
Yeah, I wanna see some dings on that CARFAX report. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
Yeah, I wanna see some dings on that CARFAX report.
I wanna see that in 2020, there was a head-on collision - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:11
I wanna see that in 2020, there was a head-on collision
I don't want one of these dudes that's 40 years old, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
I don't want one of these dudes that's 40 years ol...
Those men age, but they don't grow up. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
Those men age, but they don't grow up.
Right? They get very easily overwhelmed. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
Right? They get very easily overwhelmed.
I want a man that doesn't take an entire day - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
I want a man that doesn't take an entire day
I want a man who knows how to buy other fruit besides bananas. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
I want a man who knows how to buy other fruit besides banana...
And look, if you wanna be my boyfriend, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
And look, if you wanna be my boyfriend,