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Ali Wong: Single Lady

I was like, "You should've keptthat shit to yourself, man." Now when I go to the...

I was like, "You should've kept
that shit to yourself, man." Now when I go to the bathroom,
I have to Google, "What is glaucoma?"

Full Transcript

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I was like, "You should've kept that shit to yourself, man."
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Now when I go to the bathroom, I have to Google,
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"What is glaucoma?"
Duration
11 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:34
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Divorced comedian Ali Wong explores the challenges of single life and finding new love in her raunchy stand-up special Single Lady.
And I have to say - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
And I have to say
I would highly recommend fucking a 60-year-old man - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:12
I would highly recommend fucking a 60-year-old man
...as if you were pulling his nose right off of his face. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
...as if you were pulling his nose right off of his face.
You know, really makes you feel alive - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
You know, really makes you feel alive
Oh, fucking a dude that's 60 is especially great - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:12
Oh, fucking a dude that's 60 is especially great
And then you feel like you just pulled the wrong piece - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
And then you feel like you just pulled the wrong piece
Like, you thought you were gonna go down in history - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:12
Like, you thought you were gonna go down in history
Oh, but the best part about fucking a dude that's 60 - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
Oh, but the best part about fucking a dude that's 60
...that he's gonna repeat to you on Friday, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
...that he's gonna repeat to you on Friday,
Listen, I am being sincere when I said that it was awesome, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
Listen, I am being sincere when I said that it was awesome,
Let's not forget that this dude is a former pro surfer. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
Let's not forget that this dude is a former pro surfer.
Whoo! Like, using his leg like a tentacle. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
Whoo! Like, using his leg like a tentacle.
'Cause he's a man of the ocean, you know? He got an octopus teacher. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
'Cause he's a man of the ocean, you know? He got a...
Uh... And then he was looking at me the entire time - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
Uh... And then he was looking at me the entire time
Those hologram "winter is coming" eyes, you know? - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
Those hologram "winter is coming" eyes, you know?
Made the whole experience both majestic and terrifying. - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:06
Made the whole experience both majestic and terrifying.
Had me feeling like if I failed to cum at the same time as him, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:08
Had me feeling like if I failed to cum at the same time as h...
And then at midnight, - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:07
And then at midnight,
And I swear to God, it was so loud... - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:05
And I swear to God, it was so loud...
And then he just went full boneless - Ali Wong: Single Lady 00:09
And then he just went full boneless